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Undescribable Perfection
CommentsXp
Best movie ever!
Limerculer
A waste of 90 minutes of my life
kevcom
Only MTV. Find the prettiest two idiots on the face of the earth and let them make fools of themselves in front of millions of teenagers who desperately need get away from the television set and find a life of their own. Thank god they won't be newlyweds forever, and MTV will ultimately have to cancel the show. Unless (god forbid) they just re-title it to something like "Married, without brains". It sure will be interesting to see where these two end up a few years from now. Probably behind bars or on drugs, penny-less, and wishing they had just died of embarrassment. And if these two ever have children, OMG! Just imagine having to try and explain why mommy and daddy where so stupid to junior. This show makes "The Anna Nicole Show" look like high art.
charlieque99
**SPOILERS MAY BE AHEAD."THE NEWLYWEDS" is my new favorite show. I've read other viewers' opinions on this site. I'm disappointed that other people don't like the show as much as I do. Jessica Simpson is a beautiful, sexy Barbie-doll who is just lovely to look at. I admit that some of the things that she says and does is naive, but that's her charm. Other people think that Jessica is dumb, whiny, and spoiled. Jessica is NOT dumb, but only naive like a little girl. I have to agree with the other people, Jessica is a little whiny and spoiled. Alot of people think she can't sing, but she can. She sings like an angelic songbird. She's very talented. And sexy. Did I mention "sexy" already?Her husband, Nick, is funny as the straightman. Nick shakes his head in confusion whenever Jessica says something like, "Is "CHICKEN OF THE SEA" chicken or tuna?". Jessica does alot of things that may make her look dumb. One example, Jessica tried opening her hotel room door with the electronic key card, but it wouldn't open. She then tries to open the rest of the nearby hotel room doors down the hall, they wouldn't open either. Jessica then discovers that she is on the wrong floor. Also, her hotel room number is on the electronic key card. I know what you're you're thinking. DUMB, right? No, just naive. It's a funny moment. It's cute.I don't understand why Nick doesn't spend money on certain things like movers to move his furniture into his house. Instead, Nick and his brother struggle to move the furniture in his house himself. He certainly has the money to pay someone to do the moving for him. I can understand him wanting to save a few bucks, he should spend some money. He deserves to splurge a little.I've heard the news that Jessica Simpson is may be getting the role in the remake feature film, "I DREAM OF JEANNIE" and getting her own sitcom (situation comedy) on ABC due to the success of "NEWLYWEDS". Congratulations to her! She deserves it.This is a perfect show. I hope other people will give it a chance and love them as much as I do. "NEWLYWEDS" is just pure, fun entertainment. I can't wait for the second season. I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!
mcfinley
I've just seen the show and I thought it was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Nick and Jessica are so immature and affected, it's like watching two children play house, but they can't go home after recess. Seriously, this show is like watching God restore the balance in the world, and the two newlyweds are in purgatory for their undeserved pop status--they were so made for each other.
fandangonoir
Man, Jessica Simpson has GOT to be the dumbest bubble head on the planet. This TV reality show about two spoiled, rich brats who have no real talents other than looking good and making mediocre bubblegum pop music is mindless fun though.Jessica Simpson is the ultimate spoiled rich girl brat. And man, is she DUMB! The episodes where she thinks Chicken of the Sea tuna is made of chicken or where she things buffalo wings are made of buffalo. You get the idea. This gal is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. She's a pretty, spoiled little rich girl who's been waited on hand and foot her whole life and can't even do basic household chores!Nick will dump Jessica in a few short years if he knows what's good for him. Sure she's hot, but can you imagine spending the REST OF YOUR LIFE with this woman? I can't either. These two no talents had better save their money too, cos their careers and fifteen minutes of fame were over about fifteen minutes ago.But then again, if the rest of us had that much money from a young age, wouldn't most of us be spoiled too? This show proves all our worst suspicions about life are true. Nice guys finish last, women really do love jerks, pretty people come out on top in life, and obscenely rich people sleep very well at night. Happy viewing!
