FeistyUpper If you don't like this, we can't be friends.

ThedevilChoose When a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.

Humbersi The first must-see film of the year.

Kimball Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

SnoopyStyle Matthew (Jonathan Tucker) had a great night losing his virginity stuck in an elevator with a mystery girl. The problem is that the power was out and when he woke up, the girl was gone. There are 100 possibilities in the dorm and all he has are the panties. His roommate Rod is a neanderthal. There is Patty (Emmanuelle Chriqui) with muscle-bound boyfriend Crick. Arlene (Katherine Heigl) and teacher Ms. Stern (Aimee Graham) are dominating feminists. Cynthia (Jaime Pressly) overpowers Matthew with her beauty. Dora (Marissa Ribisi) is alone for her ugliness. Wendy (Larisa Oleynik) from Matthew's high school helps him cross-dress as Francesca.As a comedy, this is not particularly funny. The jokes are simply not that funny. Matthew talks a lot and gets tiresome. There are plenty of beautiful girls in this movie and some of them play interesting if archetypal characters. This tries to be more than another teen comedy but fails to be truly deep. Playing foosball with Arlene is fun. The mystery girl could be a couple of the girls. Matthew should definitely end up with Wendy or Arlene and not Patty. There are some odd notes to hit at the end. Wendy's lesbianism comes out of nowhere. Patty's slut shame problem is badly constructed. This tries to do something but it does not come off perfectly.

TheWonkits The script to this film was wonderfully intelligent. The metaphors and similes were vivid, tangible things that let you really feel the meaning of what the writer was saying. They were poorly introduced, and the acting wasn't fantastic, but those were not the key points of this film. The director and writer wasn't trying to speak to you through those portions of the film's anatomy, they were there as filler to simply make it possible to put the excellent script onto a piece of film. This film makes you think, addresses interesting issues in gripping ways from both sides, but can be misinterpreted if you try to skim over its message. I would recommend it if you are willing to give it a shot and aren't one of those people that gets up-in-arms over every little mildly politically-incorrect thing. The film illustrates sexism by demonstrating at times, and you have to understand that otherwise you'll be offended.

slore master If you want to watch a movie written for women who want to be with a beta male; but don't really want to. This film is for you. This movie is like watching a little skinny white kid crush his testicles in front of a room filled with rabid misandrists; over, and over, again.The main actor in the film does a surprisingly good job with his horribly written voice overs that drone on; but they use a lot of big words; so it's clever; right?All in all, the movie is visually and auditorilly bland like butter-less toast. It wishes it could be a good romantic comedy like the barrage of excellent films that came out in the 80s. If you haven't seen Better Off Dead yet; watch that instead.

fedor8 The premise, as is so often the case with teen comedies, is dumb, particularly when there is an attempt at originality. To make things more absurd, the main male character (Tucker) is a skinny nerd lacking charisma whom the film-makers were trying to pass off as a funny, solid-looking guy. But the height of absurdity is the constant, incessant philosophizing that comes out of Tucker's tireless motor-mouth. His never-ending drivel about men and women is only rarely semi-amusing but it is mostly stupid, and as the movie goes on (and regresses in quality) Tucker's dull musings get decreasingly un-PC and eventually quite PC. This culminates in him coming to the conclusion that women should be in power, la-di-da-di-da, with which his best female chum - a lesbian as it turns out later - obviously agrees. The the worst scene, the one scene that could have single-handedly sunk this bomb even without the other flaws, is when Tucker gives that long, slimy, brown-nosing, I'm-humbler-than-thou, totally retarded speech in front of the virgin dorm professing his love for the unknown girl. This was both embarrassing and annoying to watch. In the end, it turns out that the girl is none other than the dorm's floozy, who - incredibly absurdly - refuses his vomitary offering of love because he doesn't "look at her the way a boy looks at his longed-for birthday present" or some such melodramatic and totally dumb baloney.