Lovesusti The Worst Film Ever

Raetsonwe Redundant and unnecessary.

Dynamixor The performances transcend the film's tropes, grounding it in characters that feel more complete than this subgenre often produces.

Kien Navarro Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

merklekranz "Lady in the Box" immediately brings to mind at least a bunch of superior films, including "Fargo", "A Simple Plan", and "Clay Pigeons". That is not to say that "Lady in the Box" is not without it's own entertaining elements. There are just a tad too many stretches of believability for my liking. Darren E. Burrows comes across as a young looking Billy Drago, while Mark Sheppard bears some resemblance to Tom Sizemore. One strong point is the music, which in the opening sequence exhibits a strong Ennio Morricone "Spaghetti Western" influence. This neo-noir has some unexpected twists and is entertaining, if a bit on the long side. Basically the plot is a scenario of compounding problems, with some dark humor thrown into the mix. - MERK

monkey-man this film is one of the best b movies i have ever seen and it had a good story line.The movie is about a man who works in a bar and a man offers him $500 to dump a trunk in the sea and he accepts.I sat watching this film waiting to see what would happen next and it had lots of surprises in it.The acting is OK for a b movie i would recommend this film for hire or to buy if under 10 dollars.The film stars good actors like Robert Glen Keith,Robert Knepper and Paige Rowland just to mention a few.I bought this film in a 10 movie extreme action pack for $9 dollars but i would have paid $9 dollars to get this film on its own.Overall this film has its good bits and bad bits and out of 10 i gave it 6.

metaman As Anthony Bourdain said... "I wanted to stick my head in a bucket of lye, pull my eyeballs out and jump off a cliff." This summarizes my feelings about this pathetic waste of human effort. Artless, self- indulgent, thoughtless, and just bad. Bad beyond comprehension. What else can I say? If you are unfortunate enough to be in an area where this piece of idiotic trash is playing, please, please have mercy on soul and avoid at all costs.

TL27 I saw this movie because it was set in Milwaukee.It started out kind of interesting,then it fell apart.A very muddled plot and terrible acting in this feature.I gave it a 5 simply because it was filmed here and it may have some curious interest in the area.Other than that,you maybe able to catch it at 3:00am on some cable channel.Porn star acting and a poor script ruin this one!