AshUnow
This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.
princessstrickland21
Are you serious???? This has to be HORRIBLE!!! I've seen people review this movie, and I feel sorry for them. Yet alone, this is just ridiculous as well as cringe watching. They can't even get the species right. BTW: why does the lead's girlfriend look like a Sims character gone wrong. I think is just a pointless cash grab of crap. DON'T SEE IT!, unless you want your eyes to bleed out!!!!!!
kyobotowowzers
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soldjt1
Mr. Clean shines as a recovering drug addict in this dramatic depiction of Charlie Sheen's horrible addiction. Known only for the Mr. Clean commercials, Mr. Clean certainly does not need to clean up on any acting. The balding man shines brighter than his head reflected by the moonlit sky. Hillary Duff, played by the fantastic Lizzie Mcguire, is fantastic as Sheen's porn star daughter. I won't spoil it, but there is a fantastic appearance by Vanilla Ice with great comic relief that had me in tears laughing. Don't miss out on this one. Greatest food fight since Max Keeble's Big Move.
Oliver Thatcher Watson
Congratulations to those who made this film for making the absolute worst animated film i've ever seen. That's saying something considering that I originally thought either The Emoji Movie or Norm Of The North was. But, good lord, was I wrong. As much as I despise those films, this film makes them look like Oscar winners. Just the fact that this film somehow in some horrible cosmic miracle literally took more than 65,000,000$ to make, which is literally more than what it would take to make a decent Illumination film, makes me feel sick that this film is the way it is. Even for 2002/3 when this film was originally supposed to be released, the CGI is literally the most horrendous CGI for an animated film I've seen. It literally looks like a toddler designed the CGI. It's ugly, scary, extremely undetailed, horribly rendered, and looks almost worst than a PS1 game. The amount of product placements also make me sick. I thought it was bad in The Emoji Movie, but it's much worse here. The story seems lazily written and barely makes any sense whatsoever. It's almost impossible to be interested in what's going on, as the story is not really interesting, but it's one of the most sloppiest stories I've ever seen a film to date. The voice acting, while it is okay, it doesn't go in sync that well with the characters, which makes the characters look even less realistic. It makes absolute no sense as to how in God's name this took more than 65,000,000$ to make. Which was worth a bit more in 2002/3 adjusted for inflation. Honestly, it boggles my mind. There is absolutely no excuse as to why the makers of this film would spend all that money on this garbage, as this film looks like only 100$ was put into it. This film seems that only the tiniest bit of effort was put into it, as again, it looks like something a child would make. Considering that more money was used to make this more than a film made by Illumination makes this film easily the most mind bogglingly bad animated film in history, and I would like 5 minutes with the people who thought it was a good idea to release this garbage, as they obviously had no idea what they were doing. And I'm not that big of a fan of Illumination. I adore a few of their films, but even the ones I don't look a billion times better than this film, and the budget for Illumination films are usually less than what this film somehow took to be made. And that fact alone is sickening, considering how absolutely horrendously the content is made. I recommend everyone, instead of watching this abomination, to take notes and learn what not to do when you make an animated film, as this film is unnecessarily expensive and so bad, that I almost feel insulted about how little effort was put in this joke of a film, considering that this film costed more to make than a film by Illumination. Which is absolutely ridiculous. This film will never be worth anyones time, as literally every other animated film, that even includes, I can't believe I'm saying this, The Emoji Movie and Norm Of The North, at least look like their animation studios put effort into those films. This film looks like a complete scrap and something that should have never been released. What a shame.
