Marketic It's no definitive masterpiece but it's damn close.

Acensbart Excellent but underrated film

RipDelight This is a tender, generous movie that likes its characters and presents them as real people, full of flaws and strengths.

Odelecol Pretty good movie overall. First half was nothing special but it got better as it went along.

jadavix This movie's title, "Evil Toons", is a misnomer. There is only one "toon" in this movie, so the word should be written in the singular. Furthermore, this animated creature only appears for about a scene and a half - in the beginning, when summoned by some mysterious ancient book, and at the end, when it is vanquished, promising to return in "the sequel", though I don't think they made one.Only the first scene really features any human-cartoon interaction, and this ain't "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" The animation is so poor that I assume the movie's micro budget couldn't really afford to do it, even when it's this shoddy, for more than a few minutes of screen time.I think the four starlets were supposed to be college girls because, well, aren't they always? One of them looks to be in her early forties, and when the token slut invites her jock boyfriend in, he doesn't look any younger, with his thinning hair and beer gut.Of the four, only two are attractive, but of course they all show their breasts. The slut one is among the attractive half of the cast, at least until she takes her top off and we see some weird looking nipple location. Picture a bug-eyed boy with a fly on the end of his nose. I assume these are fake, if not because of their (not overly generous) size, certainly because of the nipples. Mother nature doesn't make them that close together, right?The other attractive one, and the only one who generates any sympathy from the audience, is played by the beautiful Monique Gabrielle, who looks much younger than the other three and only has one topless scene.The other two women have that bizarre '80s style hair that looks like animal fur, like they were dressed in Chewbacca costumes for their last movie and forgot to take the headpiece off. They look much older, if I haven't made that point strongly enough yet, and neither are much to look at, besides.Aside from Gabrielle, the movie does have something else going for it: Dick Miller. Miller is good in anything. David Carradine also shows up, looking suitably creepy, but not doing much else.This movie really has nothing else that might make it worth watching. For a movie supposedly about "evil toons" there is only one toon who is badly animated and barely glimpsed, most of the women are old and ugly, and the "story" is just cliché without any life at all. This is for Monique Gabrielle and Dick Miller die-hards only.

Joxerlives If I could give this both a 1 and a 10 I would, it's that sort of film.My friends and I as teenagers went through a period of deliberately renting the worst video possible rather than the best (preferrably with scantily clad women on the cover. That said, who is the girl on the cover, she's not one of the cast?) We always followed the theory of a film could be good or bad as long as it wasn't boring. Evil Toons won hands down! The good stuff, zany music and imaginative opening titles although they go on rather too long. The girls are all gorgeous and we get to see plenty of tasteful nudity. Madison Stone's striptease is a highlight and she tackles her role with great enthusiasm if not subtlety. Monique Gabrielle however is the standout, not a bad actress and pretty convincing as the nerd, she really comes across as likable and sympathetic. Now you know just by looking at her that she's the 'ugly/pretty girl' who's going to have her Diana Prince moment (take off her glasses and let down her hair to reveal the sexy beauty underneath) but it's only when she does her fondling herself naked in front of the mirror scene that you realise how INCREDIBLY sexy! (watching this for the first time we all actually gave a collective ROAR of lust!). Some good gags too, love Megan's ponytail standing up in fear and the killer line "You little bitch, I'll get you for this in the sequel!" Some nice supporting cast too, especially Dick Miller. All good natured too, at the end everyone is alive and happy.The bad? Yes it's cheap and cheerful, the monster is pathetic and the actress Barbara Dare is just terrible, her monotone beyond parody. David Carridine before Tarantino rescued his career really does act like the living dead.Rather puzzled why it's 18 rated, no gore, little violence, tame nudity, not even any real swearing. Possibly the rape scene although again, can you take that seriously? (Borders on GOT/Galaxy of Terror-fic, a fetish for beautiful women raped and impregnated by monsters/aliens/demons whom they then fall in love with-just Google the term or search Monster Sex/Breeders on Amazon)All told it will never win any Oscars but it's a fun romp for all

udar55 Roxanne (porn star Madison Stone), Jan (porn star Barbara Dare), Terry (Suzanne Ager), and nerdy Megan (Monique Gabrielle) are hired by Burt (Dick Miller) to spend a weekend cleaning up an old house. You know Megan is the nerdy one because she wears glasses. Anyway, they are delivered a Necronomicon looking book by Gideon Fisk (David Carradine) and, after an incantation is read aloud, a cartoon wolf creature springs forth and starts killing folks. Leave it to Fred Olen Ray to call his film EVIL TOONS, yet only have one cartoon in it with only roughly a minute of animated footage to boot. WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT this ain't. This is deliberately goofy stuff and it serves its purpose (topless scenes) for its 82 minutes. The funniest bits are nearly all from Miller, including a scene where he DOESN'T want to get it on with his horny wife (Michelle Bauer). Carradine probably only shot one day on this for drug money and Ray hilariously cuts to reaction shots of him to make you think he is just chilling outside. See David Carradine slink behind a tree! Helping beef up the "name" factor is Arte Johnson as a perv neighbor. It is filmed at that same recognizable house where Ray also did TEENAGE EXORCIST and SPIRITS. Wynorski also did SORORITY HOUSE MASSACRE II there.

topclaw Four Sexy Young Girls? Oh Please, For one thing the Porn is not even necessary, Who the heck wrote that in. For a second, None, and I mean none of those Woman could act, for a third, They got the Title Wrong, It should be Evil Toon (The Toons in the book don't count). The only guy who could really act was the manager, and unfortunately even he sucked. And the Icing on the Cake was that the animated Monster looked like crap. I'm sorry, but this Film IS the worst thing I have seen, go back to writing comic books or what ever the hell you used to do 'Fred'. (if you're even still alive).