The Roller Blade Seven

1991
2.2| 1h36m| R| en
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In a futuristic society, a sword-wielding roller skater fights evil ninjas, punk roller skaters and is sent on an important rescue mission.

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The Rebel Corporation

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Mjeteconer Just perfect...
Pacionsbo Absolutely Fantastic
Philippa All of these films share one commonality, that being a kind of emotional center that humanizes a cast of monsters.
Bob This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.
smiley-32 I bought this movie from a market stall three years ago.. I gotta hand it to you when I sat down and watched it.. I thought 'OK! This is gonna be another big action B-movie..' Obviously I was wrong.. While watching this film.. I began to realise that this movie was taking me to another planet.. full of cr*p!I began to get really bored and fed up with this film.. Although I wanted to see was gonna happen in the end.. I really felt like it was really getting on my nerves..The people behind the film may've brought some well known name actors into this project.. But what were they thinking..? Even these actors couldn't save this film..At the end of the film.. I felt like this was a waste of money.. just buying this low life sucker of film for a small amount of money. A few months later, I sent the tape off to charity.. I didn't want to see it again..Sorry! But if you're thinking of watching a movie and then nodding off to sleep.. I can highly recommend it you.. Me? I'll rather go on Pro-Plus and watch something decent..!Disappointing 1 out of 10!
fellinijunky This is really a Rock n' Roll Great Film! It is like Fellini on Acid and I love Fellini! I mean, there are so many twists and turns in this film, that it really keeps you guessing. This film is really different than any other action-adventure film I have ever seen, if you can call it an action-adventure. Yeah, it has martial arts and swordplay but this film is really not about that. This film is like somebody went out there, did what ever they wanted to do, and put it on film. As an Art School Geek, this is the kind of film I would like to make if I had the money.This film really has created a new and better genera of film-making and "It Rocks!"
jaaceejohnson I have read over the comments left for this movie and the film that was made in association with this film LEGEND OF THE ROLLERBLADE 7. By reading the comments I realize that some people GET IT but most do not. As I stated in my comment for LEGEND OF THE ROLLERBLADE 7, "Yes, this is a very strange, non-traditional movie, but that is what makes it GREAT. And, I do mean GREAT. Most Independent Films you see have the same style of story line, the same style of (just get the shot) cinematography, and the same type of common editing. This film has none of that. It is completely revolutionary. I think this film really makes a statement and that is something few films do anymore. I think its worth seeking out, especially for film students like myself. It really lets us know that, yes, you can still make art in the film-making process and you can get it released and out there to be seen. "After first viewing LEGEND OF THE ROLLERBLADE 7, I searched for information about the film on it on the internet and I found Scott Shaw's website. Scott Shaw is the Star, the Editor, and one of the Producers and Screenwriters. On his website he discussed how this was the original version of the film and how the Executive Producer decide to edit THE ROLLER BLADE SEVEN and RETURN OF THE ROLLER BLADE SEVEN into one film and release it as a single feature LEGEND OF THE ROOLERBLADE 7. Once I read this I had to see the original version. It was really quite easy to find a copy as Amazon.com U.K. sells it. When I view this version (The Director's Cut) of this film, I completely understood what Scott Shaw was saying when he describes how this film was the filmmaker's true vision. Yes, it is much more wild than LEGEND OF THE ROLLERBLADE 7. But, again, it is a true statement of cinematic art. You have to see it to believe it and it is a great inspiration to filmmakers.Keep up the Great Work!
Hail_to_the_chimp It was (foolishly) with some degree of relish that I sat down to watch what a friend had promised would be the worst/best movie experience of my life, the mighty 'Roller blade 7'. 2 years on and I'm still in therapy. Oh yes my dear friends it REALLY IS THAT BAD. They obviously got about 40 minutes of footage in the can and then decided to use said footage endlessly and repeatedly to brain-numbing effect. My only fear of the kind of post-apocalyptic world featured in this turkey is that somehow, some way, a print of this abomination would survive. Truly the living would envy the dead.