Kien Navarro Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

Portia Hilton Blistering performances.

Lela The tone of this movie is interesting -- the stakes are both dramatic and high, but it's balanced with a lot of fun, tongue and cheek dialogue.

Candida It is neither dumb nor smart enough to be fun, and spends way too much time with its boring human characters.

josh-savvakis If you are wondering how bad this movie is to be in the bottom 100 then take it from me that this is literally the WORST movie of ALL time. Words cannot begin to describe the storyline... why are there are over 10 montages of the same footage?Worst music, dialogue, filming, acting, everything.I am lost for words to describe the awfulness of this movie, it's like 3 ninjas mixed with funniest home videos, it sucks, it's offensive and i'm pretty sure someone has vomited from simply viewing this film.0 out of 10 stars I want every copy destroyed to save the humanity from cinematography's version of Satan

Karin Ishida Sometimes I watch movies from the "Bottom 100" to laugh a little, but this "film", if it is actually allowed to call it this way, outclassed everything I have ever seen before. It is not funny like "plan 9" or "the claw" it is sad. It really hurts to see acting, that could be outclassed by every kindergarten theater group on this planet.The biggest problem of the movie is the "numbing-factor", your brain will be switched off by the movie and you will be stunned until the credits start.Even though the movie has a story, too stupid for any 1st-grader, it doesn't really follow these. The actors are just fooling around for 80 minutes. Trust me and do not watch this movie. If you did, demand refunds from the director. If you didn't pay to watch the movie, then sue him for solatium, for this is mental cruelty on tape.

wynonasbigbrownbeaver I am digging deep on finding a god-awful movie such as this one. Dave Eddy, congratulations man! You've made the worst movie ever. I bought this film without knowing what I was about to get myself into. It was on sale for 50 cents at Amazon.com with the shipping price of $2.98. The remarks column said "Discontinued by Manufacturer."I never got a kick out of watching a fight scene, (more like a "Let's Play Patty Cake" scene), where the white dragon and that retarded Kobra Khan are fighting with balloons. BALLOONS MAN! BALLOONS! Too many Looney Toons Gimmicks dumb this fight scene down to the point that even the mentally handicapped would start crying.So this is where the creators of the Napoleon Dynamite got their kick-ass 8 bit Nintendo soundtrack. The background music is so sloppy and poorly edited. It seemed way too retro to be late 90's flick and it looked like it was the 80's with those super cool mullets. I have never seen so much hardcore choreography as this. These supposed kids were supposed to be black belts when they look like they should be wearing yellow belts. So many roundhouse kicks to the face and so many reused sound effects. Flailing their arms and spinning back kicks in play fighting, it looked like they used the 4 inch rule so they don't hurt each other. Pure FAMILY "FUN"!The training montages were lazy at best with more Looney Toons gimmicks just make want to say F___ you to this movie!They've roundhouse kicked my ass with their super cool virtual reality gear. They sedated me with with their virtual fight scenes to the point of being lulled to sleep. Was that it? Everything was resolved by the Pocket weasels beating the evil Cubby Khan in a virtual reality fight? This movie is one giant "Butt-Whiff!" that I had the balls to watch from start to finish.If Hell had a BlockBuster or a Netflix, Pocket Ninjas would be the only choice movie!All I got to say is WOW. Dave Eddy, man you took one for the team!

feelthempower Pocket Ninjas is one of the few movies that is so bad it's good. Most of the movie is flashback, but poorly done and confusing. The plot has more holes than the finest swiss cheese, and it takes 9 minutes for the opening credits to end. I personally found the patty-cake "battle" between the White Dragon and one of Cobra Khan's cronies in the carnival absolutely hilarious. The location for this movie is perfect. The dojo is right next to a liquor store, but nobody seems to mind. The training sequences are long, obnoxious and downright painful. This is quite possibly the worst "professional" production I have ever seen. All in all, the perfect formula for the perfect awful movie.