Vashirdfel Simply A Masterpiece

Numerootno A story that's too fascinating to pass by...

Catangro After playing with our expectations, this turns out to be a very different sort of film.

Suman Roberson It's a movie as timely as it is provocative and amazingly, for much of its running time, it is weirdly funny.

Anthony Iessi Teeth isn't just bad, it's Troll 2 bad. The perfect storm of everything that could go wrong with a horror film and paying none of the price for it. It's a cult classic. Arguably, the most infamous scary movie about genitalia since Sleepaway Camp. Growing up, people referred to it with urban legend status. "Hey, did you see that movie about the vagina with teeth?".. that kind of thing. The editing is terrible, the sound design is awful, the acting is terrible. The screenplay is rife with such brilliant lines as "I haven't even jerked off since Easter". That's so awful it belongs on a T-Shirt. We have the stupid moments that jump out at you and leave you speechless like two lovers sharing a dog treat and the sight of a crab trying to get at a dismembered penis. Teeth is pitched as a black comedy that gives us a Lorena Bobbitt style cautionary tale. But it's eternally dopey and terribly made. Even if that's on purpose, it doesn't make it any better.

M MALIK I have seen a lot of horror and other films and i never raised expectations no matter what the film genre is when i heard about this film i had hopes but i was left with disappointment after watching this film its boring and not even little bit entertaining however it does leaves a false message to men that sex is bad and women are evil,i don't know if this movie can be classified into a horror category its not its more like a dark comedy or satire.The Plot:a young high school girl Dawn soon finds out after having sex with a boy that shes got something dangerous inside of her.The Cast:Jess Weixler shows some good acting skills other then that the rest cast is passable.The film is about a girl who has Vaginal Dentata she does get intimate with some men and they die because of the teeth inside vagina damaging their sex organ and for revenge she does it with her brother and a boy but the end the girl chooses to become some sort of freelancer or just for fun murderer to punish men she's got a weapon and is not afraid to use it plus no jury can convict her,the film got great locations and scenery but unbelievable bad story a tale that has stupidity written allover it as a lot of critics and people have talked about this film the positives or flaws but to further talk about this is a waste of time.Overall Teet 2007 is a dull film avoid it at all costs if anyone is thinking that this is hardcore stuff beware its not there is no such thing here my rating is 3/10 Skipp it.

popcorninhell Is it easy to assume that Teeth (2007) is the best film of its subject matter? I don't just mean a story about a young woman with a very biting problem in her nether region but probably the best anti-horror film ever made, or at least in recent memory. The film stars Jess Weixler as the aforesaid young woman Dawn. Leader of the local community's Abstinence club and overall awkward teenager, Dawn takes care of her sick mother (Vivienne Benesch) with the help of her doting stepfather (Lenny von Dohlen) and the non-help of her stepbrother Brad (John Hensley). But all is not well as she slowly discovers her sexuality with temptation in the form of Tobey (Hale Appleman) her hunky Christian "friend". When she discovers she has a very eunuch-ly troubling affliction, her sexual awakening has a casualty or two.I say anti-horror movie because horror movies, at least in the classical sense are anti-feminist. Both sexes are tortured and killed in the genres most popular fare to be sure, but women are often times given one of two designations; the slut or the virginal survivor. Essentially the major female characters are defined not by what they can bring to the table but by their sexuality. Any woman not defined by those labels is filler and if you're unlucky enough to be the slut, you're punished for the crime of being sexually active on screen.In Teeth, the tropes are turned on their head. Much like Simone Simon's character in Cat People (1942), Dawn is a woman chained by the guilt of her sexual feelings. She positions herself in the abstinence crowd as a form of escape but is only further enticed to act upon her impulses. She's a female character that is refreshingly complex and goes through a realistic yet drastic character change throughout the course of the movie.Perhaps if the men in her life didn't act so foolishly and didn't take advantage of her vulnerability, things could have gone a little differently. As it stands there are no redeemable male characters other than maybe the stepfather. Even then there was a subtle undertow of unrequited sexual tension. I did feel bad for the gynecologist but he was acting a little unprofessionally.Aesthetically speaking the cinematography is too morose for its subject matter. Had the film been in the hands of Bryan Forbes or even John Waters, things might have been purposely funny instead of unintentionally so. It didn't help that the musical score provided by Robert Miller was way, way, way too on the nose. Lest I be impassive by castration, the music blares in grandiloquent tones as if to say look how shocking this moment is! I suppose I'm just not clear of the director's motivations with this film. Is it meant to be a feminist critique of the horror genre told by a teenager with a wicked smile and a sideways Chelsea grin to match? If so, is it meant to be taken seriously? One thing is for sure; while young women are told the chaste cautionary tales of Snow White and Red Riding Hood, young men may one day be told similar horror stories about the dreaded vagina dentata.http://theyservepopcorninhell.blogspot.com

Werewolf_Reaper This is probably the worst film ever it so moronic and lame I would rather have gotten humbled by the iron sheik and still make a more productive use of my time than watching this movie.The Story- a girl who has a killer vagina and a creepy sex pervert brother. (Wow great Idea) The Acting - is so horrible I have seen better acting in an epileptic whorehouse than this movie. The main actress is horrifyingly bad most of these actors could be replaced by porn stars and midgets and have it be better than the scummy acting we got.The Directing- The only redeemable thing is the film is shot properly but what kind of director would really want this on their resume with this B.S. premise and preposterousity.The Ending - Ridiculous and dumb enough said The Entertainment Value - Non Existent Final Thoughts - Probably would've made a better porno than a feature film with a wasted budget.