Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk

2014 "The bloody, gothic, erotic, neurotic vampiric love-story that couldn't stay silent."
1.9| 2h14m| en
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A reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound

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Tony Watt

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CheerupSilver Very Cool!!!
Beystiman It's fun, it's light, [but] it has a hard time when its tries to get heavy.
Senteur As somebody who had not heard any of this before, it became a curious phenomenon to sit and watch a film and slowly have the realities begin to click into place.
Kaydan Christian A terrific literary drama and character piece that shows how the process of creating art can be seen differently by those doing it and those looking at it from the outside.
worthwood The camera quality is so old and bad this movie is literally unwatchable. Add to that equally bad audio recording quality, and an incomprehensible mess of a plot with non existent writing and zero acting ability or direction. This thing isn't even edited properly. It's garbage and a waste of way too much of my time watching it even though we couldn't finish it.