Monsturd

2003 "Don't get caught with your pants down!"
3.6| 1h20m| R| en
Details

A serial killer mutates with a chemical inside a sewer, to become a monster made of human waste just as the FBI and police are onto him.

Cast

Dan Ellis

Director

Producted By

Brain Damage Films

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Claysaba Excellent, Without a doubt!!
Voxitype Good films always raise compelling questions, whether the format is fiction or documentary fact.
Taha Avalos The best films of this genre always show a path and provide a takeaway for being a better person.
Philippa All of these films share one commonality, that being a kind of emotional center that humanizes a cast of monsters.
Machiavelli84 This is a movie about a giant piece of poo that kills people. Get them giggles out now.You get the feeling going into "Monsturd" that the crew knew exactly what the heck they were making. The film doesn't take itself seriously at all, and feels more like a satire of monster films than one trying to be a serious one. You have the law enforcement officer with a bitter family past, you have the government official who serves also as the film's love interest, you have the evil scientist, you have the big even that of course CAN'T be postponed because reasons...if you've seen it in a monster movie, you'll find it in here. The only difference is, instead of a giant shark or a giant dinosaur, this happens to be a giant piece of poop. As you can imagine, poop jokes abound. The name of the town is Butte County (yeah yeah, they pronounce it "bewt," but c'mon). The name of the convict that turns into the monster is Jack Schmidt (think about it...think about it...). Thankfully, the entire movie isn't just one giant poop joke, and when they actually do make poop jokes, it doesn't feel as forced as it could have been. Let me put it this way: Happy Madison films only WISH they could do poop jokes as funny as this.You also get the feeling that most of this movie was filmed over the course of a weekend. Some sequences are a bit awkwardly edited, as if they were filmed at different times and edited together later (eg., the interrogation of the little girl). The special effects are low budget, although the monster itself is pretty impressive as far as costumes go. The acting overall is terrible, and it comes across like every scene was done in one take. The only exceptions might be Dan West and Rick Popko as Deputies Dan and Rick respectively: seriously, almost every scene with these guys is hilarious, and their delivery is great. The best scene in the whole movie has them taking out a ventriloquist dummy as part of an anti-drug campaign for kids, and turning it into a case of police brutality. There are some other scenes obviously played for laughs, including one where the evil scientist tries to summon the poop monster by making fart sounds (no, really, it's a lot funnier than it sounds, trust me).A lot of times these low-budget horror comedies are duds, but this one was actually pretty enjoyable. It's hard for me to rate it properly, but it definitely is worth at least one viewing if you're into this kind of stuff.
drdeathforpresident I know going into this I wasn't expecting "Star Wars." I mean with a title like Monsturd you need to put your intelligence on the back burner, drink some brews and laugh your ass off at sh*t jokes. I didn't laugh one bit. The jokes were flat and full of crap. The Turd Monster was as bad as a Paris Hilton film. There is no love for this film; no love at all. 80 minutes of my life wasted. When a puppet is the best actor in your film then you know you've got problems. Listen, I like cheese. I really really do. Klown Kamp Massacre was hilarious. Highly recommended! I can't stop you from watching this turd - you be the judge.
HaemovoreRex Kubrick, Kurosawa, Fellini......their combined output pales into veritable insignificance when compared to this work of high cinematic art!Here we have a movie that is efficaciously critic proof; After all, how can anyone really level any serious constructive criticism at a film that centres around the exploits of a gargantuan turd?! Yes it's completely revolting, yes the humour is juvenile, yes the acting is somewhat less than masterful but frankly, who gives a shi- ahem, damn? This is simply so much fun throughout!Best bits? So many to choose from but check out the ventriloquists dummy scene, the puking in the sewer scene and the man going mad whilst attempting to clean his toilet scene just for starters!To everyone involved in the making of this faecal classic....I salute you all! Any chance of a sequel?
clamydia Some of the dialog scenes were obviously not shot with the characters being there at the same time, and some were clearly not even shot in the same room. It's especially telling when the white noise shifts in pitch between two characters talking, and a little bit of audio editing with some pirated software could have cleared that up or at least maintained the continuity. The room switching thing was just obnoxiously tacky, and if it was done intentionally as a joke, I think it probably went over most people's heads and just ended up looking like bad production.On a lighter note, the scene where the shrew of a wife sends the husband down to clean the toilet was the funniest in the movie and actually made my stomach hurt from laughing.