Lesbian Vampire Killers

2009 "After Twilight, The Real Party Starts."
5.1| 1h26m| R| en
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With their women having been enslaved by a pack of lesbian vampires, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice.

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Tedfoldol everything you have heard about this movie is true.
Suman Roberson It's a movie as timely as it is provocative and amazingly, for much of its running time, it is weirdly funny.
Derry Herrera Not sure how, but this is easily one of the best movies all summer. Multiple levels of funny, never takes itself seriously, super colorful, and creative.
Staci Frederick Blistering performances.
Dave This dreadful horror comedy film, set in rural Norfolk, doesn't work on any level. The humour's too pathetic to be funny. The film is too silly to work as a horror film. It's not sexy, either. The writing and acting are awful. Even James Corden (who plays one of the two main characters), admits that it's a very bad film.
dsalouk Lesbian Vampire Killers is surprisingly not as bad as expected, considering the title. There is no trick; it is clearly a film about lesbian vampire killers, but it uses English humour similar to the Inbetweeners to parody the horror tropes of vampire genre films. James Corden is the highlight with his apathetic attitude throughout, and his crazy childish desire for booze and breasts. It is a deliberately silly film, as to be expected, and in its silliness can on the occasion be fun and entertaining. It is nothing special, but for a title that naturally makes it an assumed boy's fest, it does not incite the need to gouge one's eyes out.
craig-hopton A poor movie whose only real merit is the effectiveness of the James Corden/Matthew Horne buddy relationship fronting it up.Lesbian Vampire Killers is of course intended to be a spoof of gross-out horror movies, so it's difficult to criticise it too much for the pathetic attempts at creating fearful vampirical lesbians.So it's a good job that plenty of room is allowed for Corden to deliver a series of moderately amusing one-liners such as "Even dead women'd sooner sleep with each other than get with me it would appear." Unfortunately, by the climax, the comedy is well and truly exhausted and the movie really creaks at the seams as the heroes go about defeating the vampire queen by means of a phallus-handled sword.
marc-895 There is little qualify this disaster as a movie other than the high production values presumably driven by the success of Gavin & Stacey. Unfortunately, this dire attempt at comedy sees James Corden playing a childish fatty with a penchant for expletives and chummed up with poor Mathew Horne as the straight guy.Presumably this was supposed to be a homage to some Morecambe and Wise farce with lashings of low-budget Hammer Horror thrown in for good measure.What we find is a cast struggling with below par dialogue and a script that must have seemed funny down the pub over a gallon or two of high-strength lager.Horne and McGann (what was Paul McGann thinking?) try their best with inadequate plotting and dire fight choreography and despite some passable cinematography, James Corden manages to drag this almost passable farce into a grave where it should have remained buried, playing "Smiffy" all over again.I watched all six episodes of Horne and Corden expecting it to get better - it didn't; and this is even worse. Die hard fans will, doubtless overlook the film's weakness and have a good chuckle. Good luck to them.Everyone else (and producers in particular would do well to take note) that success in one genre does not necessarily travel to others. Gavin and Stacey was romantic, charming and occasionally laugh-out-loud funny.No wonder our film industry is in such a state.