Beanbioca
As Good As It Gets
FuzzyTagz
If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.
Allison Davies
The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.
Comeuppance Reviews
A family - high school student Amy Fulton (Pavlovich), her mother Martha (Nascar), her father Forrest (Williams), and Forrest's elderly mother Virginia (Kane) - move into a house in southern California. The problem is, they're constantly moving from place to place because of the completely unhinged Martha. This evil non-stepmother is a psychotic lunatic, and her drinking problem only exacerbates the situation. Everyone knows she's mentally unstable, so Forrest visits a psychiatrist, Shirley (Tucker-Smith), on Martha's behalf. Shirley then decides to go undercover and pretend to be Martha's friend so she can see what's really going on. But what's really going on is DEADLY! Meanwhile, personable, athletic high school student Wayne Hollander (Keller) takes a shine to Amy and they begin to forge a relationship together. But Martha fanatically insists that Amy not speak to any boys at school, much less have a normal relationship. Wayne seems to be the last link to reality that Amy has to try and escape the smothering household she comes from. Will she do it? We're fans of the proto-PM outfit City Lights, and we believe this is one of their best. While its low-budget look may put off some superficial people, we found Epitaph to be engaging, unique and even fascinating at times. Writer/director Merhi blended a melodramatic family drama with some classic horror elements. It wins the audience over when we can see that the filmmakers and performers were earnestly trying. Maybe that's what's so endearing about the City Lights phase in Pepin and Merhi's careers. While some technical aspects may be somewhat lacking, effort certainly isn't, and that should count for something. But that aside, we think this trumps their other horror title, Hollow Gate.Delores Nascar, not to be confused with the popular racing organization, does indeed put in an over-the-top performance. While Nascar did a more-than-competent job, we also felt Karen Black or Sean Young could have played the mother. But while she was busy with her histrionics, Natasha Pavlovich quietly steals the movie. Pavlovich basically carries Epitaph - you relate to her, you feel for her, and she shows a lot of emotion. And this was one of her first roles, she's clearly a natural actress. She also has good chemistry with good old Flint Keller, who that same year, 1987, got more of a starring role in Fresh Kill (1987).So while the dialogue may be delivered in a way that many viewers are unused to hearing (especially when there's tinkling piano behind most of it), we say that's all part of the charm of Epitaph. It's a solid, worthwhile movie, and features a torture scene unlike any other we've seen. Add that to the 70's-style downbeat ending, and you have an under-the-radar horror concoction that more people should see. Although, granted, only a certain segment of the viewing populace, especially today, is likely to truly appreciate Epitaph. That's a shame - if only more people got a chance to see it, more people would appreciate it and talk about it. So that's what we're trying to do here, shine some light on an all-but-forgotten gem.Featuring a show-stopping cameo by Richard Munchkin as a guy at the mall named Warren, we say check out Epitaph.For more action insanity, drop by: www.comeuppancereviews.com
drhackenstine
A family moves to a new town because the mother is a schizo who murders men who she believes are out to rape her. The father covers up the crimes, and the daughter suffers the trauma. The daughter soon gets a boyfriend and the mother goes over the edge. Low-budget, crude, and basically stupid horror film, with a story that is on a level of marginal originality, but is filmed on such a level of incompetence. Everyone in this film either overacts or underacts, and the pace goes completely slack in the second half. Some gory, memorable moments (rat eating it's way through a woman's stomach, old lady carved up with an electric knife) are brought into the story but they don't keep this from being a flat horror movie. I like low-budget horror, and this is not bottom-of-the-barrel for low-budget horror, it's just nothing I would like to see right away again if I was in the mood for something bad. It's fine for a single view. Two Stars.
director-27
This has to be the worst movie since movies came out. This movie doesnt even define cheese. There was one scene where the actor tripped over a power line, looked back at the camera, and kept on going. I even wonder if there was a director at all in this movie. I watched about 5 minutes of it, turned it off, took it back to the place I rented it from, and tore my membership card up.
ttschopp
I've seen many, many horror movies, but this one beats it all and I don't mean in a good way. First of all the film was obviously very very cheap. The camera work is the worst I've ever seen. The story is so stupid and implausible, that you got the feeling they wrote the script it in one hour. The actors are all so bad, it's beyond belief. But the worst of it is, that there is no humor at all. There are just some mediocre tasteless gore effects for splatter fans. On the video cover is written, that this film is a psychological Thriller - far from it ! It's nothing but a bad, dumb little movie,that has no, really no qualities. 1 out of 10.
