Artivels Undescribable Perfection

Reptileenbu Did you people see the same film I saw?

ShangLuda Admirable film.

Beystiman It's fun, it's light, [but] it has a hard time when its tries to get heavy.

TownRootGuy No Bree, no 10. Random window washers don't cut it. Deuce deuce rehashes the original's jokes a bit much but I've seen worse. This show offers up some eye candy AND they don't dick around with the funny. OK, that may actually be 90% of the jokes. If you like crude, you're going to like this. Definitely watchable every 3 - 5 years. More often if it had sea snails.

styxfan29747 The Deuce is wild in the long-awaited second installment of Rob Schneider's Gigolo trilogy! Hot off the heels of the under- appreciated sleeper Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, European Gigolo doubles down on everything that made the first as memorable as it was.First of all, the plot is aces above the first installment. Let's check what you would be expecting in Male Gigolo according to IMDb Plot Keywords: "obese woman", "character name in title" and "fish tank." For European Gigolo? Try "topless female nudity", "sword fight", "reference to Elvis Presley", "artificial leg" and "penis joke"! I could go on, but they only let you write a maximum of 1000 words for these reviews. Which movie do you want to see now? Exactly.Is this the funnier of the two movies? I think Rob Schneider in an adult baby costume has the answer to that question. In production, Schneider sat down and said, "We need so many laughs in European Gigolo that they will need to pump oxygen into the theater" and boy, did he ever follow through on that promise. You spend most of the movie thinking, "Man, how is Deuce going to get out of this one?" and--can you believe it--he pulls it off somehow in a way that is raunchy, gut-busting and often compelling. Some of the better examples:Case One: clearly drugged Deuce thinks he is fondling a woman but it is actually Eddie Griffin! Gets out of it by saying that he is on "space cake."Case Two: Deuce gets into an altercation at the Man-Whore awards (it gets better). My DVD skipped most of this scene but not this legendary exchange:Gaspar Voorsboch: "No, My penis exploded!" Deuce Bigalow: "O.k."Case Three: Framed for a murder he did not commit, Deuce serves the punishment for his crime: death by Dutch firing squad. As they ready their rifles one by one, Deuce winks directly at the camera and blurts, "you know what they say about the size of a man's gun!" before being shot dead inside an abandoned warehouse.Funny, funny stuff. An easy 9/10 for me. This is definitely the type of movie to watch after a few nose beers--or as the Dutch call it, "narcotics"!

Rectangular_businessman The first Deuce Bigalow film was terrible, like all the other films starring Rob Schneider.I just don't see the point of making a sequel of such a bad movie. It is unbelievable to see how many bad movies are receiving sequels: "Big Momma's House", "Anaconda", all those "The Fast and the Furious" films...Yet, this somehow managed to be even worse than most of those awful sequels, and even by a very low standard, this manages to be something very painful to watch, having some of the least funny jokes that I've ever seen in any comedy film before.There is absolutely no reason to see this movie. This is one of those films that shouldn't even exist, but somehow, this garbage exists.And it sucks.0/10

kfthompson1 Terrible, I can't believe how many 10s this has been given. It is not funny, some comedies can take on risky subjects in a humorous way, this can't and appears to just be offensive to many people. I am not saying this because I don't have a good sense of humour, but because I do.If you see this film is on, the only reason I would suggest watching it is if you want something to complain about, and sorry if you have actually paid money for this film. It cannot even be seen in the way that it is so bad that it's good, despite the suggestions of others. I do not normally leave reviews but was driven to it by seeing the surprisingly high score it had received.