Supelice Dreadfully Boring

BelSports This is a coming of age storyline that you've seen in one form or another for decades. It takes a truly unique voice to make yet another one worth watching.

Kamila Bell This is a coming of age storyline that you've seen in one form or another for decades. It takes a truly unique voice to make yet another one worth watching.

Juana what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.

metalrage666 What we have here is yet another weird and whacky monster/human hybrid lurking in the marshes and feasting on nude females. However no horror marsh movie is complete without a full set of rubes, a nonsense backstory and the obligatory group of lame city- slickers on a tour to the south; and by the south I mean the moonshine drinking, coonskin cap wearing folk. It took a while for me to even work out what the hell this was even about, however as the over-the-top story would have it, a family of inbreeds is apparently down to its last two "viable" members for producing any offspring and as they were sealing their bond an alligator comes up and kills the bride to be, which sends husband/brother into a fit a rage as he seeks to hunt down the 'gator involved. As it turns out, the alligator was killed barehanded but the revenge/rage had turned to insanity by this point and this grieving husband decides to consume all the remaining body parts of random people left uneaten by the alligator, (including his sister bride). Somehow this insanity induced cannibalism mutated this freak into the human/gator hybrid. Yeah, I didn't get it either, but it is what it is. Nonetheless this thing comes out every so often to breed with a chosen female in order to keep the line of hybrid freaks going. As to why, is anyone's guess as it would make more sense to just stop this idiotic seasonal sacrifice and just live your life but a rube's gotta do, what a rube does best. I get that horror movies in general aren't usually supposed to make a great deal of sense but it has to at least make some attempt at a coherent plot or why bother making them in the first place? And with Creature, it just makes no sense. Everybody in this does things that the average person wouldn't do. I can live with the inane dialogue but why make a horror movie and then have all the horror action performed off screen? In every single horror scene, you get a build up, the usual jump scare tactic and the aftermath. You don't get to see anything! I can understand that this may be a tactic designed to save money on special effects but it just comes off as annoying. I didn't even care for the nudity in this. Pasty white skin and unremarkable breasts on a stick figure physique does nothing for me. Despite all the nudity, sex scenes and even the girl on girl action, the whole movie meanders between tedium and boredom. Naturally by the end, only one couple out of three manage to survive and there's never a follow on to see how these two will explain the deaths of four of their friends, but why get bogged in details. An epilogue shows us that one of the girls was kept alive by the alligator man, (who is called Lockjaw by the way), he's somehow managed to breed with her and she's given birth to a bouncing baby throwback. Creature is just too boring to be remotely interesting and it's a waste that this ever got made. It's too stupid to be funny and the boredom makes it difficult to have enough vested interest to work out that the whole road trip was just a ploy by the leader of our intrepid crew of college cretins to have his girlfriend used as a surrogate for the spawn of lockjaw. Take my advice and don't waste your time with this.

Danii Disaster No, seriously... if this movie was made in the 80s, you could, perhaps, excuse it to some extent, but it was produced in 2011, for Pete's sake!In this day and age, it is totally inexcusable to waste money on making this kind of crap! I would also complain about waste of talent, but none was involved -- not one of the cast members could pass for an actual actor.You could also bring up waste of effort, but that is also not applicable, since the movie is exceptionally poorly-written and badly-pieced-together.Sometimes you watch a movie and it makes no impression on you, so you forget it. But some movies are so BAD that you feel obligated to warn others. Well, this was one of those.Lame, wacky, dump. Basically, a TOTAL waste of time.

gavin6942 In the back country of Louisiana, a group of friends unearth a terrible secret that unleashes a monster from the depths of the swamp.We can now look back on this and say it was one of the worst-grossing films of all time. Perhaps that is something of an honor. To be fair, it really is not as bad as you might think based on how it did in theaters. How did it bomb? What went wrong? That is hard to say.One thing I do know is that the creators love Sid Haig, because he is prominently on display in the poster despite being a relatively minor character. And although he plays basically the Southern version of Captain Spaulding, they threw a "Spider Baby" reference in there, too. So that was nice.While I am sad that the people behind this seemed to be inspired -- at least a little -- by "House of 1000 Corpses", it makes me feel better knowing they also had a very strong "Hatchet" vibe going on. While this is nowhere near as good as Adam Green's film, they seem to have been going for the same story... without ripping it off.

wasim9393 I am a big fan of slasher movies,which typically starts with someone being killed and followed by baits driving in a car to a uncertain and no mans land. I often wonder if such guys do exist they must have balls to counter a more than human creature. Coming to this movie, well all movies have negatives and positives but this specific movie has a big positive point of pointless nudity, I think the director wanted to make audience focus on nudity than the movie. The creature team could have used a few dollars more to make the creatures eyes look like natural creature. The relationship between crocodile and the creature was not meant for ordinary folk like me. The story does not have any point it does not focus on the creature, which by the way dies in a mud hole!!!! who the hell ends a slasher movie without blood?? hopeless case. Then this creature has jaws which are clearly seen from side ward but when it catches the pry nothing comes out from the side? what the hell!! Now the negative points oh did i missed them well, the funny thing is that i downloaded this movie just because someone had the guts to upload a blue-ray version of this move!!!! Oh just not-must see movie