Bloodsucking Bastards

2015 "Work. It sucks the life out of you."
5.7| 1h24m| NR| en
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A down on his luck cubicle worker and his slacker best friend discover their new boss is a vampire who is turning their coworkers into the un-dead.

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Hellen I like the storyline of this show,it attract me so much
Platicsco Good story, Not enough for a whole film
Contentar Best movie of this year hands down!
Juana what a terribly boring film. I'm sorry but this is absolutely not deserving of best picture and will be forgotten quickly. Entertaining and engaging cinema? No. Nothing performances with flat faces and mistaking silence for subtlety.
Smoreni Zmaj Rarely stupid movie. Fortunately, it lasts below average, about 80 minutes. It is so dumb that it even gives it some charm. I think it has social message and it's basically parody to modern business, but it does not make it any less retarded. :D4/10
lastlogon This movie was unexpectedly funny and gross. I thought it was going to be a horror style movie but it was comedy horror. The funny part is, it's so true. I've worked in an office for many years and the fact is, it drives you crazy. What could be funnier than the office dork chasing you for $20? It happens every week. The hidden affairs, ridiculous callous management, all true. The security guard scenes are funny. I love the Joey Kern actor guy, he is funny. There's no lame nudity or any lame jokes. Other highlights - the angry HR lady that is dating the main character, how the manager hits on her and she is blatantly revolted. Well done to the creators of this.
siderite Most of the humor in the film is coming from the office dynamics in a typical cubicled corporate office. I don't know if this is still current or not (I mean, it's all about open space now, right?) but it is still funny.Then there are vampires, which are presented in a really refreshing way. In a way it is a full circle thing: vampires, as a metaphor for noblemen sucking the blood of the working people, now updated for the corporate world which just replaced finery with expensive suits.The acting is not stellar, but it doesn't have to be. Where the movie excels is the script, with the little funny puns and interesting dialogue. While not perfect, it was mighty entertaining.
quincytheodore This mix of vampire comedy and daily life trudge can feel imbalanced sometimes. It's a pretty straightforward story with the usual good guy in work environment, his less productive buddies and the disgruntled love of his life. Then it adds literally gallons of corny bloody spectacle. While it may not open with much glee, the unworldly struggle towards the end proves to be ludicrously amusing.Fran Kranz, the same guy from The Cabin in the Woods, plays as Evan, a hard working employee of a company that doesn't appreciate him enough. Instead of being promoted, he finds himself in the verge of losing his job and also probably his life as supernatural forces begin to influence the company. The movie makes fun of its characters in highly self-deprecating manner, definitely not your usual troupe to fight the undead.There's an underlying analogy of dutifully working for scraps, which isn't polished enough at first. The fun starts as these mostly incompetent characters have to face not only their dreadful job, but the titular bloodsucking foes. It produces a hectic cynical parody that gets better as more blood is spilled.Script is well written enough to be identifiable and the delivery from actors is often openly mocking both real as well as nocturnal life. There are lots of visual cues involved, which may be over-the-top yet strangely effectively humorous. Its pace and editing slightly resembles Shaun of the Dead, both have dead-pan sarcastic delivery of dreadful situation.At the beginning the movie feels incessantly rude and a tad outdated, although there's enough comical content in latter half to raise the enjoyment from its stiff opening.