AshUnow This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.

Kien Navarro Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

Derrick Gibbons An old-fashioned movie made with new-fashioned finesse.

Deanna There are moments in this movie where the great movie it could've been peek out... They're fleeting, here, but they're worth savoring, and they happen often enough to make it worth your while.

dsody This film should of been called "Bad Movie," instead of "Bad Johnson." I think this film had potential that went to waste. I like the premise. I wanted to like the movie but it disappointed. The main character was a horrible person that did horrible things but by the end of the movie he didn't learn anything. I have seen many films, that were comedies about sex. Films like American Pie, for example. That film at least had a good story and main characters that you cared about. There was a point to the whole story. This film was completely pointless, about some guy who cheats on and hurts the women he cares about. It also wasn't funny at all. If you are looking to watch a funny comedy about sex then I recommend the American Pie series instead.

BlindMan-11 The concept is original and the actors, working with a script that could have had a bit more work done to it, did still come off as entertaining.Actually, this movie could be really one for ladies more so than guys. There are so many ladies who could understand how a guy can be the way that he is with his junk. Not that anyone should want to have a guy lose his junk but just take some responsibility for it.And guys could laugh at the prospect of their junk taking on their own life so that they could see how it looks to actually watch their junk in action and cringe.Well worth the watch!!

Harry Bond (mrharrybond) Okay, not the world's most greatest movie about (SPOILERS) a Penis becoming A human, exactly what other movies are like that? None. It bugs me that the idea was wasted on something like this movie. The movie had no actual funny moments apart from one moment that made me giggle. The movie is obviously aimed at young teens/adults but some of it just reminded me off a Kids program, which is shocking as it contains a lot of sex. I mean the movie seemed rushed towards the 2nd half. He went on to have met this women for the third time and he's in love already. I mean the movie was totally rubbish, but it's not a buy worth movie!

bsant54 Yup, he lost his Johnson and Johnson was a ho and evil to the core about getting laid. Our hero becomes a normal person in the end and is reunited with Johnson...there are a lot of great lines in the movie, crude, but I howled throughout. No point being a prude and worrying what others think, we have all heard this before in our private lives...so indulge, have fun, laugh out loud and enjoy this juxtaposition of a movie (guy and his private part). The Johnson actor made the movie and the eye candy Gigandet for once was just a foil (feel sorry for him as most of the roles he gets are RomCom, I think he is a more capable actor than that). Enjoyable up to the end and yes, the ending was predictable but who could have guessed an erectile dysfunction drug would triumph over all things bad...too funny. BTW, midway or more in the movie, when Johnson enters a young man's car (having just been rejected by his date) the advice he gives is hilarious and SO bad you have to laugh out loud.