Konterr
Brilliant and touching
Forumrxes
Yo, there's no way for me to review this film without saying, take your *insert ethnicity + "ass" here* to see this film,like now. You have to see it in order to know what you're really messing with.
Arianna Moses
Let me be very fair here, this is not the best movie in my opinion. But, this movie is fun, it has purpose and is very enjoyable to watch.
Kaelan Mccaffrey
Like the great film, it's made with a great deal of visible affection both in front of and behind the camera.
dopus-2
This was a futile attempt at a horror movie, effects made me laugh on several occasions actually - and whats up with that dude using a webcamera looking down on him and he facing away from hes computers? normally u would look at ur computer when talking to people using webcam no? ohwell if u have nothing better to watch, see it , but with a stiff drink! I found this movie to be a true insult to everyones intelligence, actually laughed my way through last part, it's so bad i cant imagine it will ever go over 1 on IMDb, though i give it 2 out 10 for the pure sense of the twisted humour in it! (btw check the broad who charges her self on the stick while attacking lol - hilarious)
JoeytheBrit
This is one of those sorry movies that are so bad they're not even good in a bad sort of way. They're just plain bad. At times it plays like one of those Naked Gun style parodies so that, at any moment, you expect Leslie Neilsen to come tripping out with a comical expression on his face.An obvious cheap rip-off of The Omen, 666 doesn't even try to add anything to the original's template, it simply sketches over the same details like a six-year-old child tracing over a Michelangelo with a stubby pencil. Logic goes out the window early on as a TV anchor woman who is prone to getting emotional on-air adopts a child who is the only survivor of the crash of Flight 7666. Before you can say boo boo people are dying all over the place, although nobody quite manages to put two and two together (even when a dentist and his assistant both get drilled in the eye when trying to work on the kid it is just blithely dismissed as an accident in the following scene).Things don't get any better as the film progresses. All the adults are so stupid they deserve to die, and little Damien er, Donald who at some point is joined by a nanny called Lucy Fir, is too bland to be the anti-Christ. Blood flies against walls in illuminous red so bright you can imagine it glowing in the dark, and eventually everyone dies. Except for Donald er, Damien; no Donald. He survives for the sequel that we must all pray never gets made
Jamie Stahl
Bad. Bad. Bad. Bad. Bad. What else can I say. Kate Jackson must have been desperate to direct. May be she should go back to acting...on second thought she was a bad actress to. Who would put money in to producing something this bad. I like anti-Christ movies and usually have a good laugh and the odd scare but this one is just Bad Bad Bad. The acting by the stars was worse than what you find on a soap opera. The special effects, if you can call them that, where laughable. I would not be surprised if you played the scenes in slow motion you would see the tubes the blood shoots out of. We had to turn the disc off after only 30 minutes. This so called movies original prints should be destroyed, all disc' and tapes destroyed and all the people associated with the making of the movie have to pay back money to the people that rented the movie. Then those people should never be allowed to act, direct or film any thing but their own home movies.
Terminal Madness
I was supposed to review this for a website, and I watched this with optimism that perhaps it would at least be a cheesy yet entertaining rip off, and it didn't even do that well enough."666: The Child" is probably one of the worst supernatural thrillers I've ever seen (Even worse than "Godsend") with scenes that rip from "The Omen" without shame. The ending is even very similar to the way "The Omen" ends. Not to mention that the acting, writing, and story are all just hackneyed. If these movies make money, I'm sad to see where Asylum is headed. It's embarrassing.