SpuffyWeb Sadly Over-hyped

Siflutter It's easily one of the freshest, sharpest and most enjoyable films of this year.

Arianna Moses Let me be very fair here, this is not the best movie in my opinion. But, this movie is fun, it has purpose and is very enjoyable to watch.

Fleur Actress is magnificent and exudes a hypnotic screen presence in this affecting drama.

peterlabarbara How can something be so bad? There were people who actually invested in this crap?

CanadianBill So the basic premise of the plot is a group of students on a school-sanctioned educational sea excursion are besieged by a giant two-headed shark. They seek refuge on a small island where they are served up as a buffet to said shark while often providing eye candy shots to viewers who are starving for anything of value in the film.The good -- Brooke Hogan shows several small glimmers of hope as a b movie actor. She's the only one of the cast really adding any merit to this turkey of a movie at all, but in light of the poor writing and sub-basement direction that's not saying much. There are also several eye candy shots of other females, a sex-implied scene with topless nudity, and a modelling shoot style scene custom made for the "star" of the movie Carmen Electra.The Bad -- Pretty much just about everything else. Terrible writing of a plot machine-gun-riddled with holes, atrocious dialogue writing, producers and a director having no sense of continuity whatsoever nor any imaginative acumen at all. Carmen Electra's character really doesn't have to be there at all, having no visible purpose other than eye candy and one more person running around until the inevitable (and predictable) end.O'Connel's acting turn as the teacher who steps up and protects his flock of young charges leaves so much to be desired it is beyond painful to accept much less watch.In short, this movie is a single star film at best, a waste of effort by all involvede containing so many moronic choices by the various characters that viewers who force themselves to watch it to the end might actually suffer the loss of several IQ points for having done so. In lieu of actual content it relies heavily on the gratuitous T&A scenes, topless shots, etc, to raise the worth of the film to one worth watching, but that's simply asking too much in this case. The only way that would have happened is if they'd turned it into a full-fledged porno flick and be done with it. And even then it would only slightly have been "less painful" to watch.However, if you're a fan of b-cheese shark movies with bad acting supported by a production crew lacking any sort of movie-making talent whatsoever, and you love seeing people run around like complete idiots until they become monster chow, AND you can accept the fact that you're taking your chances on getting one of the most implausible endings in movie history, then and only then... this one is for you and is absolutely a must-see.For the rest of the world my advice is avoid at all costs unless you're trapped at a remote location with a TV/movie player and only THIS piece of crap to watch to pass the time. And even then I recommend you find something else to do.1/10

zdora2 I was not quite sure if the directors of this movie made it intentionally so ridiculous and crappy or if they were serious.Anyhow, this is the kind of movie you watch on a long summer day when your air conditioning broken, and you have nothing to do anyways. It's guaranteed fun, if you can laugh at movies being so crappy that it's unbelievable.The plot is quite simple - highschool class gets stuck on an island, and the two headed shark starts to eliminate the ones who get into the water one by one. Bikini girls and douchebags freaking out of a two headed shark - 88 minutes of crap but I give it a 5 because it was funny.

hearse_for_hire This bad boy is a bit hard to swallow. I appreciated the lovely young actresses that contributed to this, it will serve as a snapshot of their youth and they can show their grandkids. "See Timmy, I was in a movie!" This movie may help at your next kegger to show rock hard abs and pecs and luscious breasts and buttocks to party goers to encourage their drunken and ultimately regrettable hookups. And throw in a two-headed shark, a 90's style nu-metal soundtrack, and Carmen Electra, and boy howdy, you got it all! Don't forget to pour at a 33 degree angle. A bad movie can be "so bad it's good", or just plain bad, but I will go on the record saying this movie is just plain bad. You may be tempted to alphabetize your record collection, vacuum the house or do your taxes during most of this movie. Condensed down to its essence, this movie would be an entertaining bad flick as a 30 minute short, but as a feature length, it drags in ways that simply lost my attention and compelled me to find something to while away the gaps in the action. Don't get me wrong, though. The nudity was nice, but cold comfort in a production that drags like bed springs through a mud bog. The shark makes few appearances, and for a bad shark movie you need to pour on the shark! It's just the rules of bad film. Yes, I love boobs but I watched this movie for a shark (OK, a shark and boobs).But, as i mentioned earlier, you could throw it on at a party and get your drunk friends to rip on it. Throw some conversation in the mix in between scenes and this movie would be a much better watch. But the rating here reflects an objective opinion, and not MST3K standards. Your value may vary, depending on how stoned or apathetic you are.I often have been called gullible at best and have at times been involved in scientology, short-term loans, and flipping beanie babies, but I have a very difficult time believing that Brooke Hogan knows how to weld and that a bad ass sea captain winces in agony at a dime-sized scrape on his leg.