Red vs. Blue

2003
8.4| 0h30m| TV-MA| en
Synopsis

In the distant future, two groups of soldiers battle for control of the least desirable piece of real estate in the known universe: a box canyon in the middle of nowhere.

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Rooster Teeth Productions

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VividSimon Simply Perfect
Steineded How sad is this?
LouHomey From my favorite movies..
FuzzyTagz If the ambition is to provide two hours of instantly forgettable, popcorn-munching escapism, it succeeds.
a-11737 While I never played any of the Halo games, I really like this series. I really like the comedy here. It's really funny to see how the chartacters will annoy each other with every little thing they do. And, the characters aren't just a bunch of bland military stereotypes. They're all original, interesting characters. My favorite character is probably Sarge. I just like how he's so full of himself, and his voice actor is clearly having fun with the role. The animation is, well, it's just people controlling 3D characters from the games. But it does suit the show.If you spend a lot of time on the internet, I recommend you check out Red vs. Blue. You'll sure get a good laugh out of it.
prestonwardcondra This used to be fun to watch 10 years ago but, nowadays in 2016? Not anymore. I just don't get the praise this show gets. None of the characters are likable.Church doesn't know how to keep his mouth shut for more than five minutes. Has a girlfriend in Tex, that he is extremely abrasive towards to, Caboose is the dumb one, Simmons is the nerd, Sarge is a farm boy, Donut is a girly-guy, Andy the annoying bomb, etc.It started off well enough with how Caboose killed Church with Sheila and it was pretty fun to watch 10 years ago. Now after watching Season 4 with how Tucker got...impregnated by an alien. No. Just no.And here's my biggest flaw with this show.Apart from Sheila killing a character here and there (or Wyoming taking over Doc's body) the show is nothing more than the characters back sassing each other and calling each other names.Nothing more. That's it. That's the whole crux of Red Vs. Blue. The voice acting here is very well done. Burnie Burns and the rest of the cast do wonders of voicing the characters very well.If you watch earlier seasons (which is what I am reviewing) you notice that very rarely will you see more than four characters on screen at a time, granted I know this show was made back in 2003/2004/2005 with restrictions like that but, it just kills predictability of the show.Aside from Tucker's "bow chicka bow wow" gag, I have never seen anyone share a Red Vs. Blue video on Facebook, Instagram and praise the show and make people check it out.After not watching the show for years and on YouTube again for so long, like can't there be more than 10 characters? (Sister is introduced in the middle of Season 5) The maps in Halo are extremely empty and I'm very surprised they are still continuing this show in 2016.I'm sorry but, I don't get it. But I will admit all of it is very well made. I just wish it had likable characters and invest making story lines that are not dumb like Tucker getting pregnant.
James Huston I love the jokes. I love the scripts. I love the characters. This is one of those few comedies that truly captures its audience and stays with them after they've finished watching. This is not something you watch when you're in the mood for a serious story or want to see live action realism. This is one unbelievable scenario after another and often times plays into paradoxes. But that's what makes it so much fun. Also you have to give the creators credit for creating a new film media now known as "machinema". I think that's probably the greatest achievement of this show. I'm not a big fan of Halo, but I still love this show and all its characters.In essence if you like paradoxes and script based comedy then you'll love this show.
NineteenLettersLong Apart from being hilarious solely for the fact that it is filmed using the Halo game engine, Red Vs Blue is incredibly fresh and original. There's simply nothing else on the internet or otherwise to match Red Vs Blue's wit and creativity. Starting with simple premise of two small outposts of enemy factions stationed in a boxed canyon, the story quickly explodes into a web-work of brilliant plot twists and hilarious situations. The dialog is incredible. In few places will you find such smart, well written, and realistic comedic scripting. All the characters do is bicker with each other, which is funny to begin with, but like i said, what makes it funnier is the fact that they are all spartans from Halo; people who are supposed to be, and usually are when you see them, shooting and blowing each other up in a heated battle are standing around arguing about what nickname to give the jeep. Many comedies have two or three lines that stand out after the credits roll, but Red Vs Blue has memorable quotes virtually beyond count. If you watch RvB with a group of people, at the end everyone will have a different favorite line. Red Vs Blue features some of the most memorable characters of any movie I've seen. Between Caboose's constant team-killing, Church's raging temper, Griff's "monkeying about", Donut's lightish-red armor, Doc's "pussyfism", Sarge's firm leadership, Simmons' relentless ***-kissing, and Tucker's unending quest for ladies, Red Vs Blue is sure to be a comedic romp you will never forget.I was looking at the quotes page and thought there were several great quotes missing. i was thinking of submitting them until i realized that pretty much every quote is memorable and it's much more time efficient to just tell you to go watch it. now. from the beginning. Besides, by watching it, you will here the ACTUAL quotes. not the poor misquotes in most of the reviews.