Steineded How sad is this?

TaryBiggBall It was OK. I don't see why everyone loves it so much. It wasn't very smart or deep or well-directed.

Forumrxes Yo, there's no way for me to review this film without saying, take your *insert ethnicity + "ass" here* to see this film,like now. You have to see it in order to know what you're really messing with.

Marva It is an exhilarating, distressing, funny and profound film, with one of the more memorable film scores in years,

firepixi23 I only give this movie a 3 because Tara Cardinal is in it. The filmseems to have been edited by a person who's editing experience is based entirely in the porn industry. The overly tight shots, not showing the locations in the shots. Randomly showing characters who weren't even speaking and/or relevant at that moment. Horribly horribly cut fight scenes.Oh, and I can't forget to mention the awful color correction or lack there of. I feel horrible for the actors. Putting in so much work for such an awful product is sad. Depressing really.I'd really like to see what the movie would look like if post had been done properly.

johndoe-103-135394 The movie started out slow. I could never tell who was the true villain and who was not. Half the time I had no idea whose side I was rooting for. and as it got to the ending Ithanks God my player has a timerI I realized There was going to appear one winner however after waisting a tone of time for the plot to thicken or even change The movie left me high and dry. It was Corny and I ain't used that word in 40 years. AAn absoluye waiste of time. And for what, For the robots to win in the end>> or were they the enemy; The winners appeared to be the one in the pool but suddenly appeared a reawakening of the zombies. Which msde any hero you may have formed dissenegrate.Truly the most horrible movie I have ever spend a few hours on.Had I bothered to read a review as my own I woulnt have ever watched 5 minutes of this movie. I always had a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach; what a letdown;I suppose the economy is hitting the movie industry very hard. I felt aorry for all the actors given such amateurish spots where they could have made the greatest movie on earth had someone simply tried a little harder.The longest 15 minutes of fame ever Maybe 15 seconds TOPS

bobv70 It is the first review that I make on IMDb in the 10 years I have been a memberBeing a member of a bad movies club, I was eager to see this movie but man, even if I love bad movies, this one takes the cake. It makes Birdemic looks like an Academy Award winner. The acting is awful, the main guy has as much acting skill than a cardboard. The ninja chick knows as much sword fighting as the chicken in Family Guy. The sniper that took out 300 men from 1 spot gets caught by a dumb zombie. The bomber was OK I guess, I just was expecting all through the movie a line like, Damn it Jim, I'm a bomber not a shooter. The Doctor's daughter was cute, I can't say anything else than that, she didn't stood out even with those actors, that says it all. The American tourist is better at hand to hand than a soldier, wth. The Zombies stands there and growl instead of going toward their preys.As for the accents they didn't made sense, German accent for the POTUS, a daughter of a Scottish man with an American accent. I could had given this movie a lower score but it has a German Sheppard in it and it was the only character in all that movie that I liked and wanted to see live and the Zombie makeup was good.Even if you are in a bad movies club, I could never recommend this flick, watch World War Z instead, that movie is crap too but at least, there is some good acting in it.

omendata It was bad very bad - the acting was utterly ridiculous it was almost like a comedy and the lines "so many wars , so many women" they truly have to be heard to be believed almost every scene there was a monstrously bad piece of dialogue "You know what a big pile of Shiite with flies around it looks like , I'm going to create a big pile of Shiite" - That was one of the more witty lines of dialogue! I am not joking you really really really have to see this for the dialogue - virtually every line was cringe-worthy.The main actor was about as dull as Mr Dull McDull from the town of Drab On The Island Of Very Very Tedious. Great name "Jack Stone" - I wonder how many movies have used this combo of hard nut naming convention? I can only presume he was hired not due to his miniscule acting talent but massive manly frame to go with the equally manly hard-nut name!As for the female sword wielding ninja mute - oh words evade me just watch it and you will see what i mean!To be fair the Scottish guy was actually quite funny with lines like "gonna slow it down chief I'm getting old" said in that pithy Glaswegian drawl - I am still not sure whether this was by design or pure fluke or perhaps because I empathise with a fellow Glaswegian forced to take part in this carousel of calamity?Zombie make-up was actually quite good but the whole thing was a disaster and more of a comedy than a serious Zombie flick - view it as a comedy and you might make it through the 1 and a half odd hours of torture!!!I am giving it three stars just because of the funny Scots mercenary!!! He deserves a badge for making it through this movie as do I!!! Was it meant to be funny and ironic - who knows but it has seriously messed with my head!!!