The Baytown Outlaws

2013 "A Southern Whip-Ass Extravaganza!"
6.3| 1h38m| R| en
Details

When three redneck brothers agree to help a woman save her son from an abusive father, they become targets on the run from an odd cast of characters.

AD
AD

Watch Free for 30 Days

Stream on any device, 30-day free trial Watch Now

Trailers & Clips

Reviews

Solemplex To me, this movie is perfection.
Fairaher The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.
StyleSk8r At first rather annoying in its heavy emphasis on reenactments, this movie ultimately proves fascinating, simply because the complicated, highly dramatic tale it tells still almost defies belief.
Scarlet The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.
cwbellor Once I started watching this for free on Amazon Prime - I would never pay money for this crap - it didn't take me long to surmise that this was a movie made for 16 year old boys. About an hour into it, I realized that this thought was premature and unwarranted. This is a movie made for 12 year old boys! In pondering how a festering turd like this gets made and released, I came up with the following scenario. Imagine that a film school dropout inherits a large sum of money from a recently deceased relative. Then imagine that the dropout says to himself, "I'm gonna make a movie that is a slap in the face to all the people who laughed at me when I said that Boondock Saints and Smokin' Aces were the greatest films of all time." Then imagine that he says, "I'll make it the ultimate white supremacist fantasy movie by having the main characters kill off a Mexican gang, a black gang and a Native American gang all before the credits roll." Here's the problem though. He presents the script to the studio and the executives say, "We're not so sure about the whole love-letter-to-Hitler approach. To avoid insinuations of this, we're thinking you make the kid character a differently-abled person. This way, if someone mentions Hitler, we can hit them back with hey, Hitler would have disposed of someone like this kid! Also, we're thinking that Celeste should be Latina and Millard should be black - two minority characters in sympathetic, albeit criminal roles." And just like that, racist crisis averted. But then the film school drop-out says, "I'll make these alterations on one condition. I get to indulge my fantasies of murdering women by having the protagonists easily dispose of an all female gang." The executives respond with, "Whatever kid! It's your funeral."I know, people! I know! I'm a bleeding-heart liberal with my knickers in a bunch. I will concede that this is not an overtly racist or misogynistic movie, but.... come on! I mean, think about it! By the end of this movie, these three white rednecks have killed Mexicans, African Americans, Native Americans and women and their reward is a snazzy new 4x4. The only reason I give it 2 stars and not 1 is because it is watchable at best. In conclusion, I will say this. You could choose to watch this movie or you could choose to pour Mountain Dew and sunflower seeds into a bucket, dunk your head into it and remain submerged for the duration of Toby Keith's "If I Was Jesus," thus inducing a hillbilly coma. Regardless of which one you choose, you will come out of the experience feeling dizzy and dumb.
Reno Rangan It appears I'm watching quite a lot those scripts that featured on the blacklist films. I understand why the filmmakers hesitated to take up this project. Not that it is a bad one, but the script is not a fresh. It was a decent road-action movie, awesome characters, stunts, but a bit similar to 'The Boondock Saints'. Also a part of 'Dexter' was in it.It was so fun to watch, about the three men who take up a job to rescue an innocent boy from the drug lord. The trio think the job is done, but the assassins pursued them for the payback. The rest of the film takes place on the road with some great battles and exchange bullets between the gangs.It could be a good flick for a non-action film fans, but if you are an action movie fan then it is a same crap that you might have seen hundreds of times in other flicks. The villains were so weak, but the stunts were not. Especially women assassins were hyped too much and lets us down at the same pace.Billy Bob Thornton was in a powerful negative role and he did not appear in any action sequences which is a big disappointment. He just looked like a barking dog, that's all. The reason was, to avoid overlapping with other similar movies. In that case, this film was completely borrowed from different flick and assembled here with a set of new cast and locations. But I enjoyed it, and also not fully satisfied. Very interesting ending, lets wait and see if there is a sequel for it.6½/10
jefflhuntley Instead of bopping their way back to Coney Island from the Bronx, our gang of protagonists must fight their way to a rendezvous in Vicksburg, Mississippi. Like "The Warriors", who were always out-numbered while being pursued by distinctly attired gangs with names like the Turnbull ACs (a skinhead gang), the Baseball Furies (dudes armed with baseball bats and wearing baseball uniforms and Kiss-like face paint), and yes, even a girl gang, called the Lizzies, the three Oodie brothers must square off against a motorcycle riding gang of provocatively dressed lethal gals (referred to by Billy Bob's Carlos as his "five whore assassins"), a leather and chain clad Road Warrior-like crew in an armored and turreted truck and a native American motorcycle gang armed with knives, bows and arrows and assault weapons.The film is fast paced, the violence is graphic and it is often funny. The characters are well developed for a movie of this kind, and you will find yourself pulling for the anti-hero heroes. In all it is entertaining in that action movie kind of way, and it is not a bad way to kill 98 minutes when you are just sitting around.And it has Andre Braugher in it. That man could mesmerize me reading the side of a soup can.
Film Watchin Fool Why You Might Like It: The one thing that I thought stood out in this movie was some surprising directing/cinematography/technical work. The story is actually solid and the acting is serviceable, which makes the movie fairly entertaining. It was surprisingly a fun watch, which might be the result of low expectations and maybe even a decent product.Why You Might Not Like It: Don't expect big roles for Thornton or Longoria, as their screen time is limited. The acting is just okay and at times not great. The movie does have some flaws, is unrealistic, and fairly predictable if those are deal breakers for you.Acting/Casting: 6* Directing/Cinematography/Technical: 6*Plot/Characters: 6* Entertainment Value: 6* Total - 6+6+6+6 = 24/4 = 6.0* - Worth a watch