Screwed

2000 "Everyone gets it in the end."
5.6| 1h21m| R| en
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A chauffeur kidnaps his rich boss's dog to hold it for ransom, but when she accidentally gets the dog back, she thinks that it's the chauffeur who's been kidnapped.

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Hellen I like the storyline of this show,it attract me so much
Afouotos Although it has its amusing moments, in eneral the plot does not convince.
StyleSk8r At first rather annoying in its heavy emphasis on reenactments, this movie ultimately proves fascinating, simply because the complicated, highly dramatic tale it tells still almost defies belief.
Sameer Callahan It really made me laugh, but for some moments I was tearing up because I could relate so much.
llgraber Actually Screwed does not require thinking at all. It's just a fun, silly movie and it knows it. We happened across it on TV when nothing else caught our fancy and we are glad we did. It's silly and at one point it can be a little bit gross but overall it's just funny. Just sit back, laugh and forget about the outside world for a while.
jackflash888 This is what we can expect of the new crop of young writers I suppose who are birthed on violence and video games which have no respect for life or the property of others. Theirs is a video computer world of techno, not live flesh and blood people. Witness this piece of filth, violence, and garbage which has supposedly funny scenes in it like Norm McDonald...not a favorite actor of the thinking mature world... brutalizing an innocent small breed puppy... I believe a Pomeranian...which is represented as vicious and strong...though a known lap dog. Blood spurts everywhere all over the set of a large posh mansion of an elderly lady as they spin around and scream as they beat and slam the living dog.This is NOT a comedy. This is a horror film and has rubbish writing unworthy of any amount of watching. Garbage like this should never make it past the desk of the production company project readers. Perhaps if Norm McDonald and Shappelle would learn from clean, decent, respectable comedies as the filmdom kingdom turned out until around the era of the 1980's, this film would not be seen as merely worthy of burning and banning... and McDonald and Shappelle should be glad this is not the medieval European days... they would have been executed by society.Don't bother. Don't waste your time. Sit in the room with the TV off and count the ceiling tiles. That would be more entertaining.
Zmajina If you're like me and don't want to waste your time on brainless comedies, you might have very well missed this nice little film. Why? Because it sure looks brainless at first. If I had had anything better to do during the first five or ten minutes of "Screwed", I'd have turned off the TV.But I watched it long enough to realize it was actually very funny. However, it is so unashamedly and deliberately superficial that you can very easily miss its charm if you see only a couple of scenes. Each element (actors, script, direction) is weak by itself. But when they are combined, they somehow manage to conjure that rare magic which we call a good comedy.Unfortunately, at the two-thirds mark, the film develops an additional plot which is just boring. Your cue: stop watching when DeVito starts ripping off posters from lampposts. From that moment on, the frequency of good jokes decreases dramatically.Still, the first part of the film is a laugh fest. I recommend it to anyone looking for a good light-hearted (and slightly vulgar) comedy.
MartinHafer Norm MacDonald works for a very rich and nasty lady (Elaine Stritch). After putting up with tons of abuse from her, he decided to get revenge by kidnapping her horrid dog and holding it hostage. His friend (Dave Chappelle) lends him a hand and soon are the subject of a nationwide manhunt! Will the guys get away with it or will they go to prison and become somebody's boy toys?The reviews for this movie were SAVAGE. I've seen wars get better reviews! The attacks were strong and brutal. That's probably why I am so charitable in my review. It just didn't seem like a bad film to me. Great?! No way, but there were enough moments to keep my interest and merit a score of 6. Sometimes I wonder if I am crazy (a possibility) or the movie reviewers are just lemmings who follow each other's leads.Elaine Stritch was incredibly mean and hateful, as her role demanded and there were some other supporting actors who I really liked as well, but the one who really stood out to me was Danny DeVito's incredibly weird and funny bit part as the president of the Jack Lord fan club (and a total psycho to boot).By the way, if you liked this film, try watching another MacDonald film DIRTY WORK. It might be a tad funnier but both very rough comedies make you laugh--and isn't that enough sometimes?

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