Artivels Undescribable Perfection

Acensbart Excellent but underrated film

Beanbioca As Good As It Gets

Dirtylogy It's funny, it's tense, it features two great performances from two actors and the director expertly creates a web of odd tension where you actually don't know what is happening for the majority of the run time.

dprkforum This movie, as with almost all movies of this type, is not meant to be thought-provoking, intelligent, logical, or based in reality. If these are the things you are looking for, this movie will be terribly disappointing. However, if you are looking for skin, there is plenty here, but just enough not go beyond a heavy-R rating. In this day and age, this kind of movie is probably a dying genre.As a younger guy with little recourse, these movies were the way to go. They were considered "comedies" and I could rent them with a slight snicker from the clerk. That, and as a teen with percolating hormones, I was not allowed to venture to the section "behind the curtain". So movies like Screwballs it was.Watching this movie again, it takes me way back, and nothing more. I would not recommend this to anybody other than that purpose.

Professor T&A Wasn't the greatest of movies, bad acting, slow at times. But did deliver with lots of T&A. That's good considering this movie was made before Hollywood went silicone, all natural women. This movie reminded me a lot of Revenge of the Nerds as an unlikely bunch of high school boys share a common need of revenge on the popular hot girl. They vow to get even and the hijinks ensue! No big names in this movie and the characters are forgettable but it delivers great nudity. So leave your thinking caps at home, pop some popcorn and grab a beer because this movie is available on Netflix streaming right now! 7 out of 10 on the T&A scale.

Schlockmeister You don't go into this one expecting Shakespeare, folks. You expect first off, a little skin, and if you are lucky, a lot of skin. You expect broad locker-room type sex jokes. You expect that someone will be sexually humiliated at some point ( a must in the genre ). You expect all the cliques at your high school to be wildly parodied. You expect teachers to be portrayed as Nazis. You go in expecting all this and this film delivers. This movie was made just before video broke big time. Thsi was one of the early hits and many video hounds from way back can fondly look back as this being a rental they enjoyed. Check brain at the door and enjoy. It's all done in s spirit of goofy sexy fun and that is the spirit it needs to be seen in. Would make a great double feature with "Porky's".

Warlock-5 I was never fond of the vile phenomenon that was teen sex comedies. In fact, I never liked them at all. But for some strange reason, I found this rather funny. I actually cracked up when one of the students said this line about the principal, Mr Stuckoff..." Stuckoff can f**k off." I honestly do not know why. As can be expected, there's a lot of poor jokes that just don't work, like the secretary with the stutter and the student, Jerkovsky, who masturbates a lot. I never did finish watching this film, it was on TV at 3 in the morning and I was tired. If I find a copy on video, I'll be pleased to watch it.