UnowPriceless
hyped garbage
Dynamixor
The performances transcend the film's tropes, grounding it in characters that feel more complete than this subgenre often produces.
AnhartLinkin
This story has more twists and turns than a second-rate soap opera.
Mathilde the Guild
Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.
anachro
Oscar worthy, and has restored my faith in the baby shark jesus.
sscialli
It's a fun campy movie that too many people take too serious! If you watch it for the fun that it is, you will enjoy it as the characters are stereotypical of what you expect as well as being well directed. I look to more movies by this intriguing director, Misty Talley.
ClungeValleyObserver
"Santa Jaws" sounds preposterous, and it is.But it's also exactly what it needs to be.The director (Misty Talley) was able to keep this together pretty well instead of sending it straight off the rails, and managed to include the appropriate camp-to-family ratio that makes Christmas movies work. The script was creative. Some of the casting was excellent (Ritchie Montgomery, Haviland Stillwell, Hawn Tran all did great character work here). The result was a movie that is every bit as family-friendly as "The Meg" aspired to be without losing any of the qualities that make the best of the Sy-Fy shark movies work.Yes, it's still a "bad shark movie". It's as ludicrous as the title suggests, but it still managed to be a really good, really fun "bad shark movie".7.5/10. Bravo!
bettysgirl
Just...no...this movie was so bad. Yet I still had to watch til the end.