Nudist Colony of the Dead

1991
4| 1h24m| R| en
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Judge Rhinehole orders the Sunny Buttocks Nudist Camp closed down as an affront to the community. The members of the camp enter into a suicide pact, but vow to return for vengeance. Five years later, a group of campers on a retreat argue with each other about religion and sing big production numbers as the group begins experiencing an attrition problem.

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Hellen I like the storyline of this show,it attract me so much
Listonixio Fresh and Exciting
Fairaher The film makes a home in your brain and the only cure is to see it again.
Sameer Callahan It really made me laugh, but for some moments I was tearing up because I could relate so much.
gabrielsaland I didn't know what to expect from the title,but from the moment you start to watch, you'll know will is going to follow. This movie is filled with horrible tongue in cheek humor that is so funny...because it's so lame...and some of it is downright clever...you heard me. The musical numbers are also very clever and they are also very catchy tunes. I actually looked forward to each one and, as others have said, you will be humming them later. This movie is so bad that is good. It's not a waste of time. Watch it and enjoy it!
slayrrr666 "Nudist Colony of the Dead" is an incredibly fun and enjoyable zombie comedy-musical.**SPOILERS**On a church-sponsored retreat, Miss Stucco, (Bea Lindoren) leads group of wayward teens Shelly Mammarosa, (Deborah Stern) Fanny Wype, (Heather McPherson) Art Shoe, (Tony Cicchetti) Billy McRighteous, (Jim Bruce) Juan Tu, (Peter Napoles) Lou Jobee, (Steve Wilcox) and Gus Unteide, (Juan Tanamera) to a special camp to help cure them of their sinning ways. Despite none of them wanting to be there, they go through the various activities designed to lead them back into the grace of God. When word gets back to them that the area for the camp was originally used by a colony of nudists that the church had closed down and had been the site of numerous deaths based on past retreats, none of them put too much stock in the stories until they start disappearing one by one only to turn up slaughtered. Realizing that the stories are true and that the murders are the nudists back from the dead, they try to make it out of the woods and away from the zombies alive.The Good News: This was pretty much a full-on blast all the way through. This one is pretty much built upon how goofy and cheesy it is. The fact that the premise to this one is pretty much a lock that it's going to be that way, where dead members of a nudist colony return to seek revenge on the church-goers who forced them off their land, is cheesy and quite fun enough to make it just based on that alone, but the film also manages to put in enough other factors to really make this feel that way. The fact that it's pretty much almost a musical with their being a lot of songs in here that pretty funny as well. Most of that is based around the lyrics, which are pretty gut-busting at times as well as catchy, but the joke-like tone taken with them pretty much guarantees that they're going to be a part of the overall tone of this. There's even a lot of jokes and gags, from the one who keeps quoting erroneous Bible versus as their only lines of dialog to the one nudist with the simply grotesque-looking body and much more, this one just keeps finding ways to get cheesier and cheesier, and it makes the movie more fun that way. There's also the film's rather good-looking zombies, which are really nice. Granted, not one of them looks anything close to being great or close to death, and are actually just simply normal people painting with corpse-paint, but they still look rotting enough and do get over nicely enough. This one is also a lot gorier than expected, with some really nice deaths here. There's a nice decapitation, a wire slicing a body in half at the waist, some organs ripped out, a bashed head, being run over by a car, drowned by force-fed cement and limbs chopped off, among others. This here is quite bloody, and despite these not being based on grossing the viewer out and still in the cheesy mode. The nudity in here is also quite nice, ignoring the one grotesque gag, but the rest is really nice and really appreciated. The fact that this is so cheesy, though, is the main reason why this one becomes watchable.The Bad News: There wasn't too much really wrong with this one. One of the only flaws is the film's cheesiness, which might put some people off. This one pretty signifies it's intents right from the beginning with the approach and tone it's going for, and it's outright cheesy and that's not a tone all are going to appreciate. The songs and humor aren't really for everyone. The other flaw with this one is the fact that there's a rather dull section in the middle near the parts where all the past events get discovered as nothing much happens for a good portion of the time. It's got some nice jokes, but not a whole lot of action, and it's punctuated with the longest song that gets a little long and repetitive, but otherwise, these are the only flaws with this one.The Final Verdict: It's incredibly stupid, and quite badly-made, but it's quite enjoyable and that's what really matters here. Really seek it out if you enjoy your movies with a lot of cheese, a fan of the creative crew's past works or if this sounds interesting, while those who can't enjoy the joke should just ignore altogether.Rated R: Nudity, Graphic Violence and Graphic Language
TelevisionJunkie This film has always stayed with me, but after having just seen the trailer (er... music video) at movieflix.com, I had to write about it.I found this and thought it was gonna be an '90s soft-core musical, along the lines of "Beach Blanket Bango," "Cinderella" (1977) and "Cinderella 2000." While the three of those are also party movies, this one falls into another category entirely -- namely the Mark Pirro category. With insane films like "Curse of the Queerwolf," "Buford's Beach Bunnies," and the more mainstream "My Mom's a Werewolf" (which he scripted), Pirro has a style all his own. I'm sort of scared of the other trailer I just saw for his newest film, "Rectuma."As was pointed out before, it's not gory enough to be horror; not "nudist" enough to be pornographic; not funny enough to be a true comedy. It's a film that was probably fun to make, and it was made to be made fun of. It's brash, offensive and politically incorrect (moreso than the hilariously offensive "Queerwolf")... and it's filled with bad dialog/acting, crazy HALF-naked zombies and songs that you can't get out of your head, no matter how hard you try.It's not "Citizen Kane," but it is what it is -- and for what it is, I give it a 10. Grab some beer, pop some popcorn and invite all your friends to laugh and sing along with the zombies from the "Nudist Colony of the Dead!"
msbigbadwolf I personally believed that 'Manos' the Hands of Fate was the worst movie ever made - even MST3K couldn't save it. However, now that I have seen Nudist Colony of the Dead, I'm not so sure. It would just be a poorly filmed B-rate horror flick, except that it's A MUSICAL! I especially like "Inky-dinky Doo-dah Morning," if it's fair to use the word "like" to describe which parts of the movie I found the most deliberately stupid. This movie is nothing if not confused; not scary or gory enough to be horror, not nearly enough wisecracks to be a parody, not enough nudity to be pornographic, and the musical numbers are melodically simplistic with lyrics that smack of junior high. I'm not really sure what this movie was going for, but I am sure I would recommend it to anyone hoping to find the most mindless film ever made.