Smoreni Zmaj
German movie in German language, but with plot located in New York and main characters being Sicilian gay inspector named Macaroni and Russian crazy scientist named Smirnoff. By itself this is enough for hilarious movie. It has elements of Film Noir and with scenes and music it parodies The Godfather, Psycho and many more legendary movies.Plot is based on the living condoms that bite off peoples genitals in hotel Quicky and inspector who is trying to solve the case. As much as it sounds retarded and ridiculous, this movie really isn't bad. Two hours flew like nothing and I think I will watch it again, cause I probably missed some more concealed references.Objectively, movie doesn't have some special qualities, but for originality and entertainment I would give it 10/10.
Matthew Janovic
You've heard-it, and probably said-it: "Germans aren't funny, they have no-sense-of-humor", but it's untrue. How do I know this? The existence of this film, silly. This is an absolute laugh-riot from-the-get-go, the hilarious "Killer Kondom". A lot of North American-men will feel-uneasy watching a film that revels-in gay-culture, but this is some great social-satire too. Virtually every sexual-taboo is explored here, so Killer Kondom isn't exactly a date-film, heh-heh. But, if you want to remove uptight, unwanted company, you could do worse. You have to admire something this funny, yet-annoying. Ferchrissakes, that's what a "cult-film" IS. This could never, ever be distributed in-theaters within the territorial-United States. Our culture could not-withstand this film in that medium or setting, especially for the rampant homosexual-themes. Maybe the funniest-thing is that the film takes-place in New York City, with an all-German cast speaking their native-language. This-alone is pretty funny, but that's before you reach the plot! The story is pretty-simple: male-clients of prostitutes are being-castrated by penis-eating creatures in a seedy New York Hotel (amazingly, not the Chelsea!). The protagonist-cop has to discover what the attacks are, and who originated-them, and why. It's quite-a-trip to the ending, and often hair-raising, especially if you're male. The depiction of American Midwesterners is hilarious in the prologue with the Hayseed-father The story is a camp-noir-horror, involving a very-ugly gay-cop, lots of subplots of his past-relationships, and lots of baiting-and-chasing of the condoms. You could say this film makes-fun of several-genres, sometimes all in one-scene! From gumshoe-detective films, to John Waters grossout-insanity, to some truly-bizarre scenarios, this film has-it-all for those who love trash-cinema. A number of the scenes and makeup were designs-by Swiss-surrealist, H. R. Geiger, though several never made-it to the final-cut. I've seen his sketches, and they were downright-Medieval. Too-bad, as his concepts were what made this film worth-a-looky! Troma's DVD is passable, with lousy-audio, but it's cheap and fun, just like a one-night-stand. A cult-classic with a "Get-the-F%*#-Outta-Here!!!" -ending. If you find religious-intolerance of-sexuality bad, this film will definitely resonate.
BHorrorWriter
...This is very interesting, funny movie! All German--Filmed in New York and killer condoms running around biting the...Heads off gay men in a brothel type hotel....German Drag Queen, Large cocked cops and young gay meat--mixed with a mad scientist "sent" by god to destroy all gays....this is a most for Troma fans...
8 out of 10
plaznihqyllnikaaf
Based on one of Ralf König's gay comicbooks. Great adaption, great humor, great effects (by german sicko Buttgereit) and much better than Der Bewegte Mann, also a König adaption. One of the best german movies in a long time... and with a nice message! Also check out the original german soundtrack, with the lamest titel song EVER + a lot of disco!?
