ThiefHott Too much of everything

Exoticalot People are voting emotionally.

ReaderKenka Let's be realistic.

Dotbankey A lot of fun.

Justin Haskell My now wife and fellow cast members of the Louisiana Renaissance Festival are the 'citizens' at the beginning of this monstrosity. I had to watch it out of obligation to them at the time....... and it was bad. The best part of this film? The box cover lies about Billy Zane's role! He doesn't wear armor and fight! Instead he sits on his ass making dumb jokes about armies of children and mothers. The only times he leaves the throne are to 1) go to bed on the floor in front of it with his harem and 2) To die in the most ridiculous way possible. The effects are crap, the acting is mediocre, the costuming is alright, a lot of poor decisions made in editing. All in all a bad movie not even worthy of infamy like Troll 2 and The Room. Definitely a movie to skip.

professionalevan The cover was actually the only key element that got me to rent this movie. I think the cover is better than the movie itself. The second it started I didn't like it. Bad angles, weird lighting, the wardrobe looked too clean cut, warrior armor looked fake, dialog wasn't right, and the extras looked like they didn't want to be there. This movie was completely "see thru" to me. Almost as if the production was meant more for a preschool Play rather than a full length film. The beginning was lame, the middle was lame, and the ending was lame. The actors with masks on looked like Halloween costumes that you might see at a theme park in October. I guess you can say the only thing that kept me some what interested was the hot females. Other than that, a complete waste of my time. I'm not mad at the actors/actresses because their just doing their jobs. I'm mad at the entire staff behind this film. Will never support a Dan Garcia movie ever again. Folks, you might be more entertained by watching a full length porn film from the 70's.

bethannhalverson Unless you are so bored, and have watched every other movie on the planet! I swear the budget had to be around $2,000. The music, costumes and acting were just SO awful. I simply cannot believe Billy Zane would agree to do this movie! Maybe his mortgage is going head up... Don't waste your time, go see something else! Voice effects were inconsistent, face makeup was so clearly done by a total amateur, and the plot was very far-fetched. I could not believe how awful and unoriginal the music score was. I am, however, happy that the dreams of some actors were achieved. It looked to me like writer, director & producer Dan Garcia had been involved with some other actual good movies. What made him sink so low?

ichirou1989 I just finish watching this awful awful movie, and I must say, I want the hour and a half of my life back. I have seen some awful movies in my life time but this takes the cake, I personally saw this movie because red box had nothing else, and even one dollar was to much to pay for this movie. The movie begins watching a bunch of samirian's walking through the woods which they were sentenced to do for life, and most of them were extremely well dressed for people walking the woods for years, some with perfectly clean white shirts. It looked like they rounded up people at the renaissance fair and asked them to pose for a camera. the soldier's armor was all exactly the same and clean, even the weapons for every character were the same as if they ordered everything whole sale, these characters looked so unrealistic for the time era they were posing for, the make up on the deformed characters looked like they were wearing a cheep Halloween mask. the only good actor was the king but they did not nearly give him enough camera time, one character looked like a yoda wana be, and the only part worth my money was seeing the eye candy in the water half naked. Honestly 2 million dollars to pay for this movie is a joke, it felt like a budgeted porno film, I was waiting for the tacky music to turn on and the green midget to rip his robes off and start humping the princess. if you want to waist the plot left a lot to be desired and nothing in the movie made sense, they showed scenes at points were it should not of been and no one cared about, the one thing that brought me to this movie was the poster and the title which lead me to believe it was a high resolution mythology movie, but really its a bunch of geeks that made something maybe only worthy of youtube. I rate this a 1 and if I could a -10, nothing is worse than this movie, i would go to the point to sue for my one measly dollar back to help prevent this company from making any more movies like this one you have been warned, do not see this movie!