Blood Diner

1987 "First They Greet You, Then They Eat You."
5.3| 1h28m| NR| en
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Two cannibalistic brothers kill various young women to make their flesh part of a new special dish at their rundown restaurant while seeking blood sacrifices to awaken a dormant Egyptian goddess.

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Reviews

Platicsco Good story, Not enough for a whole film
Tedfoldol everything you have heard about this movie is true.
SpunkySelfTwitter It’s an especially fun movie from a director and cast who are clearly having a good time allowing themselves to let loose.
KnotStronger This is a must-see and one of the best documentaries - and films - of this year.
Don Burks Rick Burks is my son, so he can do no wrong with respect to his acting (and singing) ability. Still morning his death in a car crash Feb/89 in Los Angeles Wilshire District. RIP son. See ya on the other side....
a_baron Oh boy, who came up with this turkey? It begins with the suicide by cop of a deranged individual who is resurrected by his two nephews, well, his head is. The suicide was clearly planned in advance, this is all part of a nefarious scheme dating back thousands of years, a scheme whose completion requires human blood, and a few other things. What else do we have? Well, the villains of the piece are clearly not the sharpest knives in the drawer, the cops are moronic, but not all of them, one lady detective is too feisty for her own good and makes the mistake of entering the diner where the villainous brothers are based without a warrant or back up, a fatal mistake, well nearly fatal in her case, but there is no shortage of dead damsels herein. And a few dead guys.Is this film really a comedy? That remains to be seen, fortunately it has one strength, it is relatively short at around 72 minutes.
ManBehindTheMask63 I stand somewhere in the middle on Blood Diner (1987). It has everything I want from a B-grade horror flick. Tons of T&A, really cheesy acting, a paper thin plot, over the top (almost comical) gore. But somehow it just can't shake it's cheap production values and almost retarded direction. Blood Diner was developed as a sequel to Blood Feast (1963) but ended up being a stand alone film with emphasis on comedy/dark humor. Anyone expecting a riveting, well acted film is obviously going to be let down. If you expect that kind of film from a movie titled "Blood Diner", then I hate you. Blood Diner is a cool flick to check out cause it features some really entertaining scenes. Such as a naked chick performing karate on her attacker, a topless aerobics class getting machined gun down, deep fried body parts, tons of 80's T&A, and a talking brain with eyeballs. It's a cheesy film that doesn't try to be anything but outrageous and comedic. Blood Diner is best viewed under the influence of a few brewskies. Check it out for cheap but don't spend $ on it.
preppy-3 Disgusting story about two brothers who serve up body parts (or something) for some evil god (or something). Actually the plot doesn't matter. This film only exists to shove every crude, disgusting, sexist joke ever made into your face. None of them are funny. I can take sick humor but these jokes are BEYOND sick! And there's TONS of female nudity shoved in your face. I can get that--most horror films from the 1980s had it...but this has an almost constant barrage of it. Never thought T&A could be boring but it is here! And the gore--plenty of it. TONS of it actually. I suppose it doesn't matter that none of it looks even remotely real. It's funny at first but quickly gets tiresome. This is for guys who get off on seeing helpless nude women killed and dismembered and love non-stop sick humor. This is just a sick and disgusting piece of garbage that caters to the lowest common denominator. Utter filth. A 1.