ThedevilChoose When a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.

FirstWitch A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.

Roxie The thing I enjoyed most about the film is the fact that it doesn't shy away from being a super-sized-cliche;

Kayden This is a dark and sometimes deeply uncomfortable drama

DerpGuy If you watch this movie expecting something like a Spike Lee or Michael Bay film, then you will definitely be disappointed. Bikini Bloodbath is an all out array of jokes, blood, boobs, and slapstick. These guys are either genius or clinically insane, but in any case they know how to make a movie that you can sit back and laugh with. Many of the gags in the film will fly right over your head, but that is what adds to the humor of the whole thing. The dialogue is written so that every line leads to a joke... or a death. Even the fictional band "White Liger", which plays many of the songs in the film, is ridiculously funny. A side-splitting comedy with some of the most beautiful ladies can't be bad. For what the directors were going for, they hit it perfectly as this is by far one of my favorite independent horror films to date.

jmbwithcats For what it's worth it was a really silly, and fun movie. The contrast between scenes, musically and in the delivery of lines was hilarious.Firstly, the girls were obviously hot, and the pacing is decent in every scene except the horror scenes. The party was badly scripted, basically it was very weak. Obviously a low budget movie, which allows for some really silly dialog, and off the cuff scenes which can be entertaining.This is one of those so bad it's enjoyable movies.Love the Citizen Kane spoof, silly lines, Suzy being reminded over and over how she wasn't invited, looking for predator, etc.. this movie obviously doesn't take itself too seriously, and neither should you.

stephengraley Before i start, i was not expecting much from the title but, I have Finally found a movie worse than any Ben Afleck film and thats a promise. I honestly never thought i would see this day.What we have here is a standard slasher flick, you get all the usual nude shower scenes, Lesbian Butch Gym teacher and parents away so lets have a party at the house scenario. Now Imagine and its damn hard to but just for a minute imagine a world where the music goes from one scene of Metalica to the next with Busted !!!!. The Killer i am sure is the lead singer from ZZ Top wearing a Chefs outfit........WHY.Anyway the girls organise a party, its an all night Chick party so what kind would you have in this sort of cheap effort, pyjama party or lingerie party or fancy dress party. Ohhhhh Noooo they have balloons and streamers, i thought i had gone back 30 years to my 4th Birthday. I was waiting for the Jelly and Ice Cream to arrive next.I don't want to even get started on the sports Jocks. The usual would be adolescent boys throwing an American football to each other, you would think then, hey these guys are the football team. No these boys are all chubby wasters wearing t-shirts with the words "Football Player", i also counted 57 times they high fived each other.Just as all hope seemed to fade away a noise started to grown from the background, it was getting clearer and clearer, yes the jocks were dancing to Footloose. I was expecting Kevin Bacon to make an appearance but all we got were a bunch of overweight Muppet's dancing to what looked like Chunk doing the truffle Shuffle from the Goonies.In conclusion i shall leave you to decide but take this one last line to give you inspiration when deciding whether to watch this abysmal effort. A Girl is killed on the toilet in the bathroom, the guy runs out and shouts "shes dead, shes dead" and another girl responds are you sure she is not in there for number 2.I shall say no more.

Jan Keisy Like most people, the name of Debbie Rochon is what brought me to this movie. Coupled with a catchy title, I took a chance. Well, let me just say that this movie gives new meaning to the term "Don't judge a book by its cover." in more ways than one. Debbie of course gives a fine performance as the lesbian gym teacher, but they obviously spent their whole budget on having her in the film for all about 3 minutes. They certainly didn't spend it on special effects or other actors, or even locations. All other performances where pretty bland, except for some of the football team scenes, which were pretty funny. The only female role on the "bikini" side that was worth watching was Jenny, played by Leah Ford. The other performances from the girls went from an average performance from Anna-Karin as Sharon to an almost embarrassing one from Sheri Lynn as the Nerdy Girl. I was begging for the girls to get killed. Hopefully cheering for the killer was what the film makers had planned all along, because that is what you'll end up doing.