gotogabi
I'm sorry to inform that this it is not the film that you will attend.The film that you are about to see it is extremely unpleasant.4 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:32,976 I am sure that there are plenty of places in the room number 2.5 00:01:33,636 --> 00:01:34,053 However...6 00:01:34,227 --> 00:01:36,623 ... it likes himself histories of intelligent orphans7 00:01:36,658 --> 00:01:38,603 and reasonably attractive,8 00:01:39,644 --> 00:01:43,117 mysterious fires,9 00:01:43,430 --> 00:01:45,896 Italian food and secret organizations...10 00:01:46,347 --> 00:01:53,293 then be. While I proceed the children's footprints of all Bouduller.11 00:01:54,543 --> 00:01:57,426 My name is Lemon Sniccked,12 00:01:57,356 --> 00:02:00,656 and it is my sad one to owe to document this story.13 00:02:02,357 --> 00:02:08,400 Violet Bouduller, the oldest, was one of the best inventors of the world with only 14 years.14 00:02:09,512 --> 00:02:16,631 Who knew her well,knew that she invented something, when she had her long picked hair.15 00:02:16,701 --> 00:02:20,069 In a world of abandoned items and wasted materials,16 00:02:20,556 --> 00:02:23,438 Violet knew that there was more some thing.17 00:02:23,959 --> 00:02:29,203 Something that she could transform in some thing, for any occasion.18 00:02:29,689 --> 00:02:32,537 And there was not anybody better to test their inventions19 00:02:33,753 --> 00:02:34,690 that his/her brother.20 00:02:37,226 --> 00:02:38,476 Klaus Bouduller,21 00:02:38,684 --> 00:02:39,726 the brother of the middle,22 00:02:40,074 --> 00:02:41,497 he/she adored books.23 00:02:42,053 --> 00:02:44,831 Or better... the things that he/she learned through the books.24 00:02:45,109 --> 00:02:48,895 The parents Bouduller had an enormous library in his/her mansion.25 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:54,174 A room full of thousands of books on almost all of the subjects,26 00:02:54,590 --> 00:03:00,390 and nothing pleased more Klaus, that to pass one afternoon filling the head with his/her content.27 00:03:01,502 --> 00:03:02,509 Everything that read...28 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,071 ... it was in his/her memory.29 00:03:11,122 --> 00:03:11,851 Sunny,30 00:03:12,441 --> 00:03:13,553 the newest,31 00:03:13,692 --> 00:03:15,220 he/she had different interests.32 00:03:15,845 --> 00:03:17,442 She liked to bite the things33 00:03:17,512 --> 00:03:19,839 and he/she had four sharp teeth.34 00:03:21,436 --> 00:03:25,013 There was very little thing that Sonny it didn't like to bite.35 00:03:35,502 --> 00:03:41,336 Sunny testified, several strange events.36 00:03:41,683 --> 00:03:48,004 This would probably mean, look at that mysterious illustration in the thick fog.37 00:03:48,838 --> 00:03:50,262 Or maybe...38 00:03:51,060 --> 00:03:53,179 what is making a banker as Mr. Pow39 00:03:53,561 --> 00:03:57,728 walking for the middle of the sand, to meet at the beach.40 00:04:01,340 --> 00:04:02,556 Children,41 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:08,008 lament to have to inform on a terrible accident.42 00:04:10,405 --> 00:04:15,961 Lament a lot to count, but their parents they died in a fire that distruiu his/her house.43 00:04:17,455 --> 00:04:19,191 If you already lost somebody that it went very dear,44 00:04:19,538 --> 00:04:21,483 they already know what sits down.45 00:04:22,108 --> 00:04:22,907 If they still didn't lose,46 00:04:23,949 --> 00:04:25,824 it is impossible imagine.47 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:39,716 Nobody knows the necessary cause of the fire.48 00:04:40,168 --> 00:04:42,390 My friends and me, we investigated the maximum that we were able to49 00:04:42,529 --> 00:04:47,704 but everything that we discovered was that the fire the great distance was ballasted,50 00:04:47,843 --> 00:04:50,343 atravéz of the reflex and of the convergence of the light.
jmbwithcats
First understand this movie is a slasher gore fest. Blood for the sake of blood. made to be very camp, badly dialogued, and really bloody. But, the movie redeems itself in a several important ways. It keeps the attention, the story is kind of fun, and the effects are great, as well as original. The film is not linear which is refreshing as well, and credit must be given to the director Directed by Olaf Ittenbach and writer Thomas Reitmair A feel of the Dark Ages permeates the entirety of the film's course, showing the savagery of the times, without a lot of recourse for the feint at heart.Yes, the acting in this movie is by far the worst acting I've ever seen in my entire life. Lines read with out inflection, tone, feeling, or believability of character. The editing is very bad, and sadly rushed.The effects are terrific though, and the plausibility of the storyline is kind of fun, leaving just enough mystery to keep the attention of the viewer. See, in movies like these, generally they give too much away right at the start, which shows bad scripting and bad directing, thankfully this movie manages to circumvent those two major obstacles.This movie verges on the realm of extreme Japanese horror without being Japanese. Reminiscent of Movies like Flowers of Flesh and Blood, Ichi the Killer. Although Ichi the Killer has something this movie does not, and that is the charisma of good acting.The ending is pretty good, and I found my interest kept right until the end simply because the actors who are decent, draw you in, and the effects are really cool in the end. Overall I rate it a 6.5 It could have been better, what with the acting, and editing, and some cohesion problems, but thats okay. There is much worse. This movie is not for the feint of heart.
