Australian Pie

2008 "The comedy that proves size does matter."
2.1| 1h26m| en
Details

Coming of age is difficult for any young boy, but it is a little harder for Jono Smith. His secret fetish for kitchen appliances has caused him to lose his manhood in a flight of passion. Fortunately the recent death of a porn star makes a transplant possible and with the help of his crazy friends Jono just might get laid again.

Cast

Ed Kavalee

Director

Producted By

rayon productions

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Plantiana Yawn. Poorly Filmed Snooze Fest.
Platicsco Good story, Not enough for a whole film
Acensbart Excellent but underrated film
filippaberry84 I think this is a new genre that they're all sort of working their way through it and haven't got all the kinks worked out yet but it's a genre that works for me.
emd3721 It should be illegal to make a film this bad. Watching it was like having a pencil shoved in my eye and it being swirled around, then having a bunch lit of cigarettes put out all over my body. But other than that it was OK.I feel this way and I was getting paid while I was watching it at work. They say it is like American pie. This, my friend, is nothing like American Pie. American Pie had a plot, this was just a bunch of idiots doing stupid sh#$* on camera with no rhyme or reason at all.Anyone thinking about watching this movie, just know, it is 89 min of your life you will never get back.
rupert_lover The world would be a happier, more enlightened place without this movie.The plot of the film is so undeveloped that it would be better described as a premise - a guy gets his genitals removed by a mincing machine and gets a transplant from a black porn star.Once the entire plot has been presented to us in the space of about three minutes, we have a long sequence where a number of out-of-place lowbrow jokes about everything that's funny if you're drunk. In fact, I'm wondering if the film makers were drunk when they wrote this, shot it, edited it.The characters are very, very one-dimensional, generally limited to a single characteristic each. We've seen all these people in a dozen other movies, and relocating the little bit of 'action' there is to a pie shop in an obscure Australian town does not warrant a 'new' movie.In the end, if you feel like having some simple, no-brains-required laughs and don't mind that the larger part of the movie is going to be bad, you might as well check this out. But don't say you weren't warned.
nineandthreequarters Rude, crude, amateurish, self-indulgent and just plain unfunny. When I first heard what these people were trying to do with this movie, I was confused. After reading the script and seeing the movie's description in Ralph magazine, I am even more confused. The storyline seems to be a joke that someone made over the breakfast table, and didn't realise it should have stayed there. For the little bit of "story" that is there, it does nothing but to string together jokes which are either weak or stolen from other places, sitting in sequence in a disjointed, incoherent manner. Thank heavens that this will never be seen in cinemas (and in my opinion should not even be on this site), and please, let us be spared of any other nonsense that these hacks try to impose on audiences
almond-husk OK so since they had a really old joke about Pauline Hanson in the movie i guess i can just use that famous old pauline line... PLEASE EXPLAIN i so did not get what the point of this movie was. i mean, there's a guy who gets his penis chopped off by a mincing machine and i'm like OK, is this a porno? then some tacked on story about some professor with a grudge against the pie shop owner, and i'm like, is this meant to be some statement about small town revelry. then there's all this nonsense crap about 20-somethings being promiscuous and i'm like, is this a story about youths out of control. Then IMDb says its meant to be a comedy. where were the jokes? where were the larger then life characters? where was the point?