Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide


Seasons & Episodes

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EP13 Guide to: Cell Phones & Woodshop Feb 17, 2007

EP22 Guide to: Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels (2) Jun 08, 2007

EP23 Halloween / Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves, and Zombies Oct 30, 2006

7.3| 0h30m| en

The whacky adventures of Ned Bigby and his best pals Moze and Cookie at James K. Polk Middle School, as "every-kid" Ned shatters the fourth wall to share tips and tricks on navigating middle school or junior high hurdles. Ned's not super cool, and he has no superpowers. He is, however, witty, well-groomed, upbeat and self-aware. Moreover, with more than a little help from his two best friends, he's equipped to conquer middle school minefields. From crushing bullies to crushes, from off- the-wall, mean and cool teachers to pop quizzes, elections and detentions, Ned knows that nothing, including the seventh grade, is as bad as it seems, and friendship matters most.


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Evengyny Thanks for the memories!
Greenes Please don't spend money on this.
Listonixio Fresh and Exciting
TrueHello Fun premise, good actors, bad writing. This film seemed to have potential at the beginning but it quickly devolves into a trite action film. Ultimately it's very boring.
brian2-150-389556 Growing up with shows like rocket power, spongebob, hey Arnold, the Amanda show, and drake and josh to name a few. This show was the top contender. Now i am going to be completely honest but a lot of what i did in school was based off of this show. I was never the super popular kid who went to all the parties but i also wasn't the nerd so i feel this show was very relatable. Now to describe the show and how i viewed it. Neds Declassified School Survival Guide in my mind is the best thing that ever came out of Nickelodean. People will argue that but this isn't like all there other shows and i will list the reasons why.1) Educational- Yes a nickelodeon show besides nick Jr. that actually teaches you something. As i have stated before this is the show i fell back to when i needed help. Granted the thought of having a TV show be what you go to to learn something isn't the best idea in the world. But that is the glory of what this program let you do. They taught me stuff like: Study Tips, Homework, Popularity, Relationships, Sports, Detention (sadly to say), and similar things.2) Humor- Keeping everything above in mind this show was surprisingly humorous. I feel that the way the presented the Eduacational portion of this show with a twist of witty humor to be the best thing that they could have ever done. It makes things memorable and it gives you courage to do it yourself.This show really was a tear jerker when i had to see it go on the last episode. I really wished that it had stayed on and to this day i will live by what the show had taught me. There will be people on here that will down rate this show but in all sense of the word this show was GREAT. For parents who have kids going into middle school i would recommend this show. It teaches them how to deal with school and at a proper age. Parents will also get a kick out of a few things that go on and will find it enjoyable as well. I am still searching for a show that nick produces that really keeps up with this show. To my demise i still haven't found one. This show really raised the bar for nickelodeon and to be honest i don't think they can beat it. Hopefully if nickelodeon ever sees this take the challenge. And PLEASE have a reunion i would pay to see it.
drybones87 I love this show so much. There are so many different situations that Ned always gets involved in. And his friends Cookie and Mose usually have side situations too, which usually is a confusing thing for shows like Malcolm in the Middle which all the side situations are completely different and hard to manage. Usually in this show, Cookie and Mose have side situations that relate to the tip Ned is mainly getting across, like in the episode "Lunch", they each have problems regarding food and lunch. And the tips Ned gives sometimes are useful in school, like being organized, and it shows what could happen if you're not. And how to stop bad habits. And the best part? NO LAUGH TRACK. All the shows on Nick like Drake and Josh and iCarly have the laugh track and it is starting to get annoying. In this show, you don't need an aid to tell you: "LAUGH! This is the funny part!" You just find out by watching. All the episodes are unique in their own way, are funny, and in a strange way educational. But this show does have a little bad acting. But it still is really entertaining. The rivalry between Gordy and the weasel never gets old, cuz he always comes up with new ways to get rid of him. So this show is very entertaining. It is worth a watch or two. It is a great series and you may learn a thing or two about surviving school, you never know.
kellyhof_422 this is my favorite Nick show! It is so funny! You can laugh when Gordy tries to catch the weasel -who turned out to be a girl, who knew!-, when Cookie makes that face when he gets nervous, when Moze punches Ned, when Ned overreacted when he thought Suzie was going to break up with him, and basically almost every minute!!! To me, the episode, Field Trip, was funny (especially when Gordy destroyed the school door and when Ned told Suzie that he just had to have the Wild Boy skirt- short thing). Although, I wish it would be a little bit more exciting when Moze and Ned finally got together and I don't know, there was something missing! It didn't feel complete to be the "biggest Ned's Declassified Ever." And the Alternate Ending was so disappointing! But I know everyone has different thoughts, so if you liked to more than me, OK and if disliked it more than me, OK. Anyway, my main point is, I love this show and I hope Field Trip wasn't the end of it...
stejujo I've always loved this show, and I'm sad to see it end. I was hoping there would be more episodes after the "Field Trip," but I guess that won't happen. But if we keep begging for more like they did with 7th. Heaven, maybe the producers will add another season. As soon as I saw the episode when Cookie got a moustache, I knew the show was bound to end soon. All the good Nick is being taken away. First it was the Amanda show, then All That, and now Ned's. Let's hope Drake and Josh isn't next, because that's the only good show on Nick left, besides Spongebob. I'll miss Krubs's weirdness, and his mispronunciation of words, like saying "Moi" (me in French) with muy (Spanish for very). I'll miss Mr. Kwest's "Sh-Sh-Sh-Shwaw," and the comb-over guy's comb-over. I thought Cookie was really funny.Point is, I'll really miss this show a lot, but at least there will be reruns, so I can see all the funny episodes again. If you miss it as much as I do, sign the petition to save the show on the Ned's message board.