Vampires Suck

2010 "Some sagas just won't die."
3.4| 1h22m| PG-13| en

Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues - all of which collide at the prom.


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Also starring Jenn Proske


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AshUnow This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.
Hayden Kane There is, somehow, an interesting story here, as well as some good acting. There are also some good scenes
Fatma Suarez The movie's neither hopeful in contrived ways, nor hopeless in different contrived ways. Somehow it manages to be wonderful
Kresten Sckerl (kressckerl) The movie was really funny, especially when you get all the references. The movie tries to be silly and it does that successfully and has great humor.It also has funny 4rth walk breaks, I love 4rth wall breaks(when a character talks like he is watching the movie with us)Minor spoiler: But towards the end, it seemed more serious with and less fun.All in all, it is a great parody
Python Hyena Vampires Suck (2010): Dir: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer / Cast: Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Chris Riggi, Diedrich Bader, Ken Jeong: In a long line of sh*t stain parodies by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer this film doesn't suck as much as Disaster Movie. In fact, it looks like an Oscar winner in comparison. On the positive end it does address the overrated popularity of the Twilight films especially when it attacks the attitude of devoted fans. Jenn Proske plays Becca who moves back in with her father and becomes fixated on Edward, a teenage vampire. He is played by Matt Lanter, and Chris Riggi plays her canine neighbour who is infatuated with her. Diedrich Bader plays Becca's father who leads the search regarding local killings. Proske plays the role inspired by Kristen Stewart and the translation is like kicking the actress while she is down. Proske whines and whimpers in an amusing attempt to convey a variation of Stewart that is exaggerated. Lanter dons the hair and pansy mannerism exaggerated from the Robert Pattinson character. Chris Riggi as the werewolf jealous boyfriend wannabe but when heated up he becomes something far short of a werewolf. Bader treats Proske like a kid while blaming the murders on the Kardashians. Ken Jeong is becoming as familiar with these films as Bader and Tony Cox and Jennifer Coolidge, and that is no compliment. This is the best effort by the duo directors who apparently dislike the Twilight phenomenon. While it does address the frustration regarding Twilight fans, the special effects are terrible and become just one more element that make this film suck all the more. Score: 4 / 10
Jason McAvoy Oh my God... This movie has literally got to be one of the worst films I have ever seen in my life! Just the plot of doing a comedic remake of the brilliant (Twilight Saga) it just makes me sick to see it being re-made in a way that just doesn't suit the theme for the film. I kind of get the fact that some people may have actually wanted to see this film come out or even here about it being made. When I heard I was so excited for it! Then I watched and thought to myself 'Well this is the stupidest adaptation I have ever seen!' I eventually got to the end of the movie and then turned off the TV as soon as possible! I would not suggest this film to big time Vampire Movie Fans.
atinder Vampires Suck (2010) This yet another spoof, this time it a spoof of Twilight' movie.I do seem to like a lot Spoof movies, such as all the scary movies, Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth, Not another teen movie, Superheor movies, i did enjoy those moviesI did not like date movie, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie or Stan Hellsing and i have not seen Meet the Spartans.However for Vampires Suck, I did not hate and I did not love it and I did enjoy the movie.The movie start of really poor, some of the jokes are way over the top and do not work, but after 20 mins of the movie. It did get a bit better then were some okay jokes scenes which made me laugh few times but it's much better then the god awful Disaster Movie and StanHellsing put together but not as good as any of the Scary movies or even Superhero movie.If you don't like spoof, skip it, and if you liked Shriek If You Know What IDid Last Friday the Thirteenth, then you might like this too .i going this 4 and half out 10 lol