Wordiezett
So much average
Kaelan Mccaffrey
Like the great film, it's made with a great deal of visible affection both in front of and behind the camera.
Gary
The movie's not perfect, but it sticks the landing of its message. It was engaging - thrilling at times - and I personally thought it was a great time.
Blue_Jay_Way
The scumbags and degenerates of South Beach Towing have been verbally and physically abusing innocent parking victims for years. These folks are the scum of the earth. They are nasty vile and evil people. I was amazed to see this crap on TV, and that Jennifer Lopez is involved in promoting these criminals. They are most or all ex-convicts, and they are the filthiest thugs you will ever encounter on Miami Beach. The fact that they managed to turn their evil into more profits is a sad commentary on the sinking social values of the USA.
ultrahornetchaser
This is one of my favorite shows. Ever. It only gets 9 points because of how scripted it seems, but good LORD, it is funny. This show is about a towing company and all of the craziness that they go through. My favorite tow operator is by far Bernice, she adds a lot to the show.Bernice: Extinguish yo cigarette or I'ma extinguish it fo ya Some random lady: *proceeds to exhale smoke into Bernice's face* Bernice: *takes off sunglasses and walks away* Dave: Bernice, keep your cool! Bernice: *sprays lady with a fire extinguisher*It's a lot funnier when you watch it on TV.Seriously though, go watch this show. It's funny!
nnnoooiiissseee
Simply put, if your comprehension level is anywhere above that of a person with "special needs", you will watch 5 minutes of this "show" (if you can make it that long), you will feel insulted and you will turn it off.If your comprehension level is below that of a "special needs" person, you will absolutely LOVE this show! Lots of pretty colors. Lots of silly people doing silly, silly stuff! I mean, even a person with "special needs" will still be smart enough to know that it's totally scripted and poorly acted -- but they wont care. They will find it has IMMENSE "entertainment value" (pretty colors, funny sounds and a "plot" they can actually keep up with)."Fans" of this show, obviously have no life, no hobbies and loathe anything that may have some sort of education value on ANY level. The "Hey, wait a minute, I'm not stupid" function of their brains clearly do not work. The "do you REALLY think I'm DUMB enough to believe this GARBAGE" function their brains will be permanently frozen as well.And the "This program has no value on any level... I can't sit through another second" function of the brain... well, that was undoubtedly never there to begin with.The people who sit in front of this "thing" called South Beach Tow, always, ALWAYS give the same, exact excuse for sitting through it: "I know it's fake but I don't care, I think it's entertaining." In other words: "I know the producers of this show are taking me for a complete idiot but it's OK... I really am a complete idiot..."Sad...Just... just sad.
jenjina
Obviously this show is reality TV meaning it's not real! So don't expect everyday happenings to be entertaining. If that's what you came for then just move along and change the channel. However if you've got a weakness for reality TV like i do then Miami Beach Tow is the show for you.First off, this show is HILARIOUS. Someone reviewed about Bernice being the worst character, when she's the most badass one on there and she's not afraid to stand up for herself. The family drama gets a bit interesting but i can relate so i love watching that. The situations do seem a bit staged but hey, when you want a really good laugh after a hard day of working all day long then def check this show out!
