In Ohio, an entitled CEO goes wild when officers pull him over on a suspected DUI; an angry driver crashes through the entrance of a police station; in Washington, a drunken partygoer bites an officer when he escorts her out of a nightclub.

Police catch a woman, literally red-handed, after spray-painting a neighbor's garage; an Indiana mayor tries to avoid arrest after drinking and driving; a man puts on a bizarre show for the camera inside his jail cell.

After a sobriety test, a man runs away, leading to a breathless foot chase across town; in Albuquerque, a drunk man refuses treatment after his friend stabs him; in Florida, a woman claims she doesn't need a license to drive.

In Florida, officers are stunned when a young man confesses to one crime after another; in Ohio, a man racing home for Christmas fights with cops and spends the holiday in jail; in New Mexico, a woman flirts with her attractive arresting officer.

A young man hilariously misunderstands his arresting officers; a DUI suspect tries to prove his sobriety by performing a backflip; a man steals an officer's gun, which leads to a high-speed chase; an entitled woman condescends to an officer.

A Michigan woman falls asleep behind the wheel after getting drunk at drag queen bingo; in Georgia, a shoplifting suspect makes a run for it; in Georgia, a reckless driver begins acting bizarrely in the hospital.