Kien Navarro Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

Portia Hilton Blistering performances.

Kayden This is a dark and sometimes deeply uncomfortable drama

Cristal The movie really just wants to entertain people.

Paul Magne Haakonsen "The Night Watchmen" turned out to be a rather nice surprise of a movie. And that was a good thing, because I hadn't even heard about it prior to picking it up and giving it a watch.The movie starts out fairly slow, but quickly becomes very fun and entertaining. If you sort of think a vampire version of "Shaun of the Dead", then you know what you will be in for here.Lots of hilarious scenes throughout the course of the movie. And the characters in the movie were great and colorful, and nicely brought to life on the screen. They had a good ensemble of actors and actresses to perform in the movie, which really did add to the overall enjoyment of the movie."The Night Watchmen" had good special effects and make-up.All in all, a very entertaining movie all the way through.Vampire clowns? Sure why not...

a_baron In recent years, a number of horror films have consisted of little more than small groups of people walking around in dark or semi-dark buildings fighting at times intangible enemies. Some succeed, some do not. "The Night Watchmen" succeeds. A rock musician quits the music scene and the only job he can get is as a night security guard for the "Baltimore Gazette" newspaper. He has a baptism of fire because a famous clown and his entire troupe who had died from a mysterious illness while on tour in Romania have been repatriated, and someone opens his coffin to take a ghoulish souvenir.Soon, the building is crawling with vampires, and the nightwatch team - four men and an office girl - are hemmed in from all sides. It takes only a few minutes for the viewer to realise this film is not to be taken too seriously. It succeeds partly because of the soundtrack but largely because of a non-stop stream of wisecracks, innuendo and at times toilet humour.

scott_dunning This movie had a real 80's vibe about it (especially the music) and reminded me of movies like "Vamp", "Return of the living dead" and "Demons". It's definitely not an A-grade blockbuster and the special effects are OK at best but it was still a bit of fun. The acting was not terrible, I've seen a lot worse. I was super surprised to see James Remar in this movie, especially the role he played. Most of the actors playing the vamps did a fairly decent job and were believable. It's not going to win any awards but if you're sitting at home wanting to waste an hour and a half you could do a lot worse. Cheers :-)

A_New_Hope I was stupid enough to get this and several other movies for a weekend chill session because the net was going to be out. It's horrible, the acting is bad, the script is laughable and the production value is like student film makers had a $100 budget.When i didn't recognise anyone on the cast list i should have taken that as a red flag.