TrueJoshNight Truly Dreadful Film

Cathardincu Surprisingly incoherent and boring

StyleSk8r At first rather annoying in its heavy emphasis on reenactments, this movie ultimately proves fascinating, simply because the complicated, highly dramatic tale it tells still almost defies belief.

Marva It is an exhilarating, distressing, funny and profound film, with one of the more memorable film scores in years,

Seth_Rogue_One I watched this a couple years ago, and I was fairly disappointed then.I thought the reason I didn't like it could've been a bit because the story was so simple "a group of people trapped in a storage room with a blood-thirsty alien/monster" and that was really all it was.So I decided to give it another chance expecting to like it a little more now since I knew what I was going in for this time around, but no, it was even worse the second-time around, borderline unwatchable and I really struggled not to hit the fast-forward button but somehow I managed not to.And it's definitely not an experience I want to have for a third going so this shall be 'fingers crossed' the second and last time I watch it.The only semi-saving grace about the movie is Noel Clarke, but not even he can kick life in a dead horse so to speak.The monster is not particularly scary-looking either... I mean sure would I run to it on the street that would be scary, but so would running into Gary Busey with lipstick and a ballerina outfit but as far as being scared in front of the TV watching it, no.And a little too much relationship talk as well.Yeah not recommended.

Adam Peters (11%) A bottom of the pile cheapo monster flick that somehow, for reasons beyond all logic, got a pretty wide UK cinematic release. This truly belongs within a cinema screening as much as a loose fully grown tiger belongs in a busy shopping centre. The plot here is lame and unoriginal, the monster/alien is largely an actual practical effect, not a badly formed CGI creature, but it's on screen far too little, as way too much of the focus is on the dull characters and their TV soap likened side-plot. This isn't good enough to be worth a look for anyone, but the fact that this ever saw the inside of a multiplex is borderline criminal.

Leofwine_draca A low budget British monster movie written by and starring Noel Clarke, STORAGE 24 suffers from a distinct lack of originality in the screenplay. The opening of the film is a mere riff on SUPER 8 (except with the cargo being transported by plane rather than train) while the rest of it copies both ALIEN and ALIENS to various effect, as a group are stalked and murdered by a hideous creature within a storage facility.This B-movie was shot by Johannes Roberts, who previously made the marginally more entertaining ROADKILL. He brings that film's Ned Dennehy with him, with the actor once again playing a weirdo who happens to be the movie's most interesting character. Noel Clarke brings a certain charisma to his part here, but his script is definitely sub-standard and seems to have been scribbled out in a hurry.STORAGE 24 does have stuff going for it here and there; the design of the creature seems to have been inspired by Cronenberg's THE FLY and looks pretty cool, and the gore effects are adequate. But the characters are largely uninteresting which makes it hard for the viewer to get involved in their story. A not bad effort then, but it could have been so much more if it had had a more creative narrative.

David Starr Okay, so we have a Brit flick in the 'alien sci-fi' sub genre, a huge departure from the usual independent fare we get to see from the little Island, and economically just about scraping the barrel of low budget independent at the £1.5m budget that is widely attributed to the film, primarily by (he described it as 1/10 of the budget of Attack the Block @ $13m) writer/producer Noel Clarke.In no uncertain terms it draws heavily upon the genre's benchmarks of creativity (Alien, Mimic, Independence Day - all landmark films for their own reasons) and drops them into the most claustrophobic, visually uninteresting, and echoing environment they could come up with. Whilst a storage facility is not the most entertaining of settings in which to base any movie, let alone an alien led sci-fi movie, the filmmakers didn't allow themselves to be hamstrung by such a location, instead drawing on set-pieces from their favourite movies - crawling through the vent shafts (Alien), the pursuits down corridors (er...Alien), and the final confrontation between the lead character and the creature (yep you guessed it.....Alien). What is clear is that since 1979, no matter how 'inventive' the filmmaker, or imaginative the screenwriter, creatives the world over have struggled to throw off the shackles of a film that will go down in history as the greatest sci-fi horror of all time. No ! Not Storage 24 funnily enough.And to that end all Storage 24 can do is offer up a little bit of familiarity in a script that has too little in its legs to carry it over the feature threshold, dialogue that gets strained and repetitive very early on, and a tired, almost contrived presentation of character from the majority of actors that you can't help but wonder if it was all actually worth the effort. I like Noel Clarke as an actor - he's not up there in Johnny Depp territory but he's affable and presentable and has a bit of an idea. Sadly same can't be said for his colleagues in this, particularly Ms Campbell-Hughes whose 'sucked p**s off a nettle' expression all the way through got very tiresome. Haddock provided some eye candy relief but frankly she'd be much better if given a bigger, or more daring role that stretched her emotional range. But it was the appearance, albeit brief, of the reliable Ned Dennehy, that brought some comic relief and acting gravitas to what would otherwise have been a very bland affair in the acting stakes. The main objection for me in this film was that it procrastinated over whether to go the whole hog, balls to the wall horror, or to stay firmly in the "scare 'em, chase 'em, make 'em chuckle" parody of what horror is supposed to all be about. It decided on neither. The moments of levity were all generated by character and not situation which is what you expect in parody. and apart from the odd gross out moment of gore there was just not enough scare, violence, blood, or suspense to justify this as a horror film. There are pre-requisites to hit mainstream with any horror (big scares, blood, gore, nudity, sex, and containment). For decades these general observations coupled with great scripts and masterful acting, have decided the difference between the good and the bad. But you can't have a few. It's either all or nothing. Make the deaths more gruesome, make the chase truly reflective of the urgency without breaking off into repetitive dialogue that draws away from the sweaty palmed sense of encroaching doom, if you're going to have secret lovers in a lock up (regardless of how likely it would be) lets have some flesh on show, get fumbling with the stickies until you really cant go any further without bumping uglies. And as for Laura Haddock in the toilet - a great opportunity to tease the audience with a little more 'knicker' shots or partial flesh exposure. But above all - time the damned reveal of the creature. Horror exists on the slow reveal of the antagonist in stages, bit by creepy bit - not all in one go. If you are to take ANYTHING from the classic 'Alien' take that. Horror movies that last are those which understand the importance of their component parts.So in summary, Storage 24 is an entertaining little flick that aspired to be greater than the level of its ultimate achievement. Competently shot, with moments of real suspense but overall a bit of a damp squib. The creature design is nice, not in the Woodruff Jr ballpark but pretty damned good nonetheless. It's just a shame it wasn't utilised properly according to the genre's requirements.