nataliegibbs
Just going to put it simply and say that I did not enjoy this. If I didn't have trouble turning a movie off half way through, I would have. The story line was just so all over the place and didn't make sense for the characters in it.There is already a lot of trash talk on here for it and I feel bad for the actors/actresses and film makers who put time and effort in, so I do have one positive to throw in - the cast is all very pretty and I had no problems at all with that!
knittingandcatsarelife
I make a habit of watching awful movies for fun and this is the first movie I could not finish. I made it halfway through the movie and there was still no plot. The acting is atrocious and the outfits are absolutely hideous. The celebrity cameos were embarrassing to them and their careers. The characters were poorly developed and did not represent the proper age range they were supposed to. Everything in this movie is predictable and cliche. DO NOT WATCH! SAVE YOUR EYES!
s4103721
This is by far one of the the greatest achievements in film cringe of all time.I commend particularly the screen writer for their dedication to their job and sever lack of understanding as to what makes decent dialogue. It is simply unfathomable how someone could with such little ability in writing has a job. If this is their first piece of writing please do the world a favour and just stop. Pick a new career.Feel sorry for Keanu, one of the nicest blokes in Hollywood having now tarnished his career with such a film.For the pure entertainment factor and the amount of cringe from the outset this film is simply fantastic. It's too difficult put into words the emotional journey a viewer embarks on when watching. One scene you are laughing so hard at how terrible the writing and plot is to then be simply left awestruck at the lack conviction in the portrayal of characters by the actors. Even they realise this film is a joke and are only in it for a notch on their CV 's.For an avid cringe enthusiast such as oneself highly, highly recommend. If there were ever to be an Academy Award for film cringe this has to be in the hall of fame.Simply the Best.
themegster88
So, the worst films (for me) are films that have everything going for them, people who generally know what they're doing, yet push something mediocre out. It's the most frustrating experience.This camera-work is so strange, there are so many unflattering angles of these 'attractive' people. How difficult is it to line up a shot well? The had a good camera, lighting, and the sets weren't bad so why does this movie look so terrible, and why is there so much shaky cam?The characters are all so one-note, nothing is really explained, the main couple go from madly in love to mutually breaking up, to both of them finding a new love and no one bats an eye, how would all this couple swapping work in real life? No jealousy, no betrayal, no, apparently. Because that would have made this film interesting. No one reacts to all the madness happening, and it kills the plotAll these beautiful people shack up in a mansion and all work out what they want to do and have their dreams come true, the brunette girl gets offered a fashion line at the same time as the guy gets a surf team, as if. Life doesn't work like that, sorry kids. The director clearly has Hollwood connections (or good blackmail skills) to get Keanu Reeves and Pamela Anderson in, so why were they so terribly used? You could take them both out and it wouldn't affect the plot at all. All the young actors were just terrible, especially the singer guy, I don't even remember any of their names and I just finished watching it. That's how boring and generic they all were. Oh, and the dialogue was something copied from an Instagram #inspirationaquotes page. Spare me the pretension and put all this money to good use, please. There was awesome music, nice sets and thought clearly put into this, such a shame it was so misguided. But hey, I made it all the way though, and could laugh at it, so it's not entirely unredeemable.
