VividSimon Simply Perfect

WillSushyMedia This movie was so-so. It had it's moments, but wasn't the greatest.

ActuallyGlimmer The best films of this genre always show a path and provide a takeaway for being a better person.

Cristal The movie really just wants to entertain people.

anterinho82 Worst movie i've ever seen. The only good part is Danielle Panabaker

hongkong666 This movie is bad, and I am pretty sure this was intentional. It clearly makes fun of itself and adds a lot of dumb jokes and weird scenes for no purpose. To impress the teenagers also a bunch of bare breasts got added. Probably director John Gulager was so distracted by this human meat show, that he completely forgot to insert a plot of any kind. But does this really matter at this point? I don't think so. Switch your brain off, lean back, stare at the naked bodies, ignore the nonsense lines and get wasted while the movie progresses. The remake was bad already and anybody who expected a sequel to this would do the franchise any good must be out of his mind... or distracted by... you know the drill!

metalrage666 I'll start by reiterating that Piranha 3DD is complete trash and not worth the price of admission or a waste of a free ticket, but having said that I must say that if you catch this on TV one night or get a copy from somewhere, this piece of schlock is a hoot.The whole premise of the movie, if you can look past the bad science and implausible plot lines, is that the piranhas have moved from Lake Victoria via subterranean rivers and set their sites on a water theme park. What sets this park aside from any others I've ever been to is the adult area, complete with the total nudity, droves of splash-happy double-D women and underwater cams. As well as the horny pool boy who likes to have sex with the underwater wall jets.Just as Richard Dreyfuss was the throwaway token star in the first Piranha remake, we now have Gary Busey, who really just seems to be playing himself. He and a friend wade out into a lake to retrieve a dead cow and it appears that the body is infested with piranha eggs and newly hatched piranha. After they are dispatched, the ravenous prehistoric fish kill a young couple after their van rolls into the lake. A few more random incidents occur and after a small piranha swims up inside a girl while skinny-dipping and then, ahem, latches itself onto a guy during sex, which results in him cutting the fish off by slicing off part of himself. (I'm not sure why he didn't just stab the fish so it lets go, but as I said earlier, it's complete trash and everyone is meant to be completely stupid). It's now apparent that the piranha are on the move again.A quick visit to Christopher Lloyd, who's now a YouTube sensation, and the gang are on the look out for piranha getting into the pipes. As usual the owner is having none of it and thanks to a crooked cop, any thought of shutting the park down is dismissed, so of course all hell breaks loose and fun slides run red as human is back on the piranha menu.David Hasselhoff is the guest celebrity, playing himself, playing his character from Bay Watch who is there to help open the park. He's basically made for this type of film as he's no actor, and as a comic relief is perfect for the tone of this flick.Ving Rhames also makes a comeback in this, now as a wheelchair bound aquaphobic. However when people start being eaten all around him, a pair of detachable titanium legs, complete with shotgun attachment, helps him overcome his fear in the best way possible.Really this is a junk film that turns out to be a lot of fun, which is pretty much like every other piranha film ever. The only difference in this is that there's a hell of a lot more nudity and more ridiculous, unrealistic death scenes than you can poke a severed penis at. Lots of half naked buxom women covered in fake blood running around mindlessly for the sheer sake of running around and the ending leaves us with the notion that this piranha franchise is going nowhere fast. I gave it a 5 as this did at least give me a few good laughs.

xsophietaylorx This film is absolutely terrible an abomination. I can't even remember half of it, somehow David Hasselhoff got dragged into this film and his unfunny weird character. The film begins dull and un humorous with the extremely un funny cow scene, which just ends up making you feel queasy. It's hard to even write a review on this film because it is literally that bad there is no plot at all, the film is just sex and gore. I can honestly say I never laughed once not even a small chuckle or a smile I sat almost angry that I had actually even given this film hope to be OK. It's so boring to watch and you are just waiting for it to end. Probably up there with the worse film I've ever watched in my whole entire life I can name probably ten horrible things I'd rather do then sit through this film it's an embarrassment for the cast and anyone else involved in it