ThiefHott Too much of everything

SpuffyWeb Sadly Over-hyped

Intcatinfo A Masterpiece!

StyleSk8r At first rather annoying in its heavy emphasis on reenactments, this movie ultimately proves fascinating, simply because the complicated, highly dramatic tale it tells still almost defies belief.

ashtonbird-65186 Ok, so let me get this review clear, when I saw some clips for this atrocious film; I was so baffled, reason being: because near the part at the end of this film has a character sabotage another character that kills them with an assassin car? And this film just rips off another film known as 'Cars' by Disney and Pixar, and Cars is better than this hunk of garbage we call 'A Car's Life.' These two films were released the same year (2006.) It's just plain old boring to watch this movie, although I haven't seen it myself, so yeah. Obviously a 2/10 for me.

pascatoredropkickmurphysjame Easily one of the worst animated movies I have ever seen. I would say it's not worth your time,but it really is because I highly recommend you watch it with a friend and comment on how terrible it is. Everything about it is absolutely awful,the animation,the characters,the CGI, literally everything. It's easily one of the biggest disasters in animation. I've seen MANY commentaries online pulling this apart while the commentators crack jokes along the way and have fun.Same thing with the other Spark Plug atrocities.And the pink car's voice is so annoying!!But we were all cheering when she finally died.THANK GOD!!

Stars in the Window This movie is just awful. I cringed so much, my face turned purple. Let's start with the obvious: the animation. The animation is atrocious. Our "protagonist", Sparky, barely moves his mouth, and the eyes are creepy. Good thing they were corrected later in the trilogy. And the voice acting. All of the voices in this thing either don't fit (ex. Diesel, Julia, etc.) or make your brains leak out of your ears (ex. Speedy, Sparky, etc.). And the personalities of the characters are either horribly unlikeable or really bland. Sparky's completely irresponsible and his dad is just generally strict, and writers? Here's a tip: If you want to have a younger character in a movie, don't have actual little kids voice them. Because Sparky's sister, Gracie, doesn't exactly have the best voice. She legitimately sounds like Michael Schelp, the creator of this thing, didn't feel like getting a good voice actress to voice Gracie and he decided to use his daughter because...? Potato. And I don't know if it's just my dirty mind being dirty, but every word out of Diesel's mouth sounds like sexual innuendo. Either way, her voice sounds sexual. And why does she look like a male...?There's barely any conflict in this thing. Hell, there's barely even a story. The background music isn't very cringe-inducing, but it's very generic and it doesn't often fit with the tone the writers fail to create. For example, when Diesel sets Norbert on fire, the music barely takes a turn into suspense. While visuals help to create a mood, music is key.DO NOT watch this movie. At all. You will cringe to death...

Robert Ivey That, pretty much, is what one of the main characters of this atrocity sounds like, in text form. I can't say this movie is the absolute worst thing I've ever seen. I even laughed a few times from its sheer stupidity, making it range into the "So bad it's good" category, but it still sucks, which is why I'm giving it a 3 out of 10 instead of, I dunno, a 7. It has all these characters, who are all cars. Now, where in the world did I hear that idea before? It also takes place in the desert. Oh my God! Where could that have been spawned from? It also features a car who learns his lesson at the end. Jesus Christ! I know this came from somewhere! That's right, it's a shameless ripoff of "Cars", which is one of my favorite movies of all time. This is upon a series of crappy animated flicks that are complete ripoffs of other, more superior flicks, and don't even try to hide it. It features the same general character idea, the same settings, the same plot idea. I will eventually review Ratatoing, Kis Vuk, and others of the kind, if I can get a copy of it.